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Month: November 2006 (Page 5 of 6)

Gazzag.com is my new enemy

Extracted from OReily XML BLOG

As part of my ongoing research into social networks, I sign up at pretty much every site I come across. Today, I came across Gazzag.com.

As part of the sign up process, they offered to import all my contacts from Orkut.com. I agreed, entered my login and password, and all the contacts popped over. Then, Gazzag then took it upon themselves to email all of my contacts saying that I invited them to join my network at Gazzag. As something of a social network expert, all my friends have been saying “Well if Jen invited me, there must be something really great here” and wandered into this evil trap of a social networking site. I did not invite them, I did not email them, and there is nothing special about this site. It basically hijacked my email address and spammed these people from me.

The Gazzag Terms and Conditions says nothing about them using my email address.

There is some small text under the box to import Orkut contacts that says ” Type your Orkut username and password. Your friends will be invited to join you at Gazzag. Note: Gazzag will not store your password. ” I did read this, but I naively took it to mean that my friends who were *already in Gazzag* would be invited to join me. What stupid kind of thing would email everyone I know? I certainly should have been smarter about this, but I am not the only one who has been sucked in here. A Google blog search for Gazzag finds lots of people angry about receiving all these spams and other people angry about finding they were sent.

This kind of practice is not just bad. It’s evil. There are real implications to emails being sent from a user’s address. In my case, messages went to my boss and colleagues who are in much higher positions than me. Those are people whom I think carefully about emailing, and I would never send them an invitation to a general social network. Messages also went to a couple of my exes. People do not actively remove connections in social networks, so a person’s list of friends will often contain people who are not friends any more. It implies something to delete a friend, so most people avoid it by just doing nothing. When a site like Gazzag comes along and emails all those people, it carries a lot of social implications that users probably don’t want to make. I think it’s rare that anyone would want to email their full list of friends with an invitation like this, and Gazzag simply shouldn’t do it.

So, for forcing me and several acquaintances to do a lot of damage control today, I officially declare Gazzag.com my enemy. Note that I have not even given them a link on this blog. Don’t go there. Don’t visit. Don’t sign up. Tell everyone you know to avoid them. I’m an expert, and this time, I mean what you’re reading.

Appraisal Mail

Ack : – Abhijit Ranjan

Dear Manager (HR),

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed – Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
“That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.”

Mainframe Milepost

Ack :- Vishal Jain

  • 95% of Fortune Global 500 use mainframes.
  • 10 out of 10 largest banks in the world run on mainframes.
  • 9 out of top 10 global life/health insurance providers run on mainframes.
  • Total value of applications residing on mainframes exceed $1 trillion.
  • Mainframes can scale up to process 450 million e-business transaction per day.
  • Mainframes can support 1,000s virtual Linux servers in a single mainframe.
  • Read More @ Times of India dated 07th November, 2006:

    Ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai …

    Ack : – Chaitali Karate

    Doobte hue aadmi ne
    Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
    Aawaz lagayi “bachao bachao”
    Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
    Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo…

    Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
    Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
    Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
    Mein marna nahi chahta
    Zindagi badi mehengi hai
    Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

    Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
    Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
    Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
    Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
    Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
    Aur is tarah aapki company mein
    Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai…

    Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo…
    HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
    ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
    Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

    Celebration means……

    AcK :- Jai Purohit

    A winter evening.Four friends.One barsaat.Four glasses of chai. (OR)

    Hundred bucks of gas.A rusty old bike.And an open road. (OR)

    Maggi noodles.A hostel room.4.25 a.m. (OR)

    3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs.1 internet messenger. (OR)

    Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakoras deep-frying.Neighbours dropping in.A party. (OR)

    You and mom.A summer night.A bottle of coconut oil.A head massage.Gossiping about absent family members.

    You can spend Hundreds on birthdays,Thousands on festivals,Lakhs on weddings,but to celebrate
    all you have to do is spend your Time .

    Romantic 1st lines…and deadly 2nd ones

    Ack:- Amit Kumar

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

    Oh loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –
    Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That’s why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe “go to hell”

    Believe While Others

    Ack : – Hraday Mehta

    Believe while others are doubting.
    Plan while others are playing.
    Study while others are sleeping.
    Decide while others are delaying.

    Prepare while others are daydreaming.
    Begin while others are procrastinating.
    Work while others are wishing.
    Save while others are wasting.

    Listen while others are talking.
    Smile while others are frowning.
    Commend while others are criticizing.
    Persist while others are quitting.

    Google acquires Web applications pioneer JotSpot

    Google Inc. bought JotSpot, a Silicon Valley start-up that helped pioneer the market for collaborative business software like online spreadsheets, in the latest move by the Web search leader into territory dominated by Microsoft Corp.

    In a statement on Google’s Web site, JotSpot’s co-founder and chief executive, Joe Kraus, said his company agreed to the takeover following a growing push by Google to offer competing software. Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed.

    Three-year-old JotSpot had developed a series of online productivity software programs that offer many of the functions of Microsoft Office programs like Microsoft Word or Excel spreadsheets. But instead of running on individual computers, JotSpot applications are delivered as Web-based services.

    Following the lead of companies like JotSpot, Mountain View, California-based Google entered the market this year by acquiring the Writely word processor and introducing other Web-based applications such as Google Spreadsheets and Google Calendar.

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