Murphy’s laws

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   Chirag Mehta (Post author)

   May 15, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
   • To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
   • The road to success…. Is always under construction.
   • In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
   • All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
   • Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
   • Everyone has a scheme of getting rich… Which never works.
   • If at first you don’t succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
   • You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
   • Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
   • 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
   • As soon as you mention something.. if it is good, it is taken.. If it is bad, it happens.
   • He who has the gold, makes the rules
   • If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late.. the bus is still late.
   • Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
   • When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
   • If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.
   • If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
   • You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
   • The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
   • After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
   • If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
   • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker