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Check at following links
http://www.dsfy.com
http://www.japanese-name-translation.com
http://www.japanesetranslator.co.uk/your-name-in-japanese/
http://www.takase.com/Names/NameInJapanese.htm
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~ft5k-ymd/Yn.html
http://www.thejapaneseconnection.com/japanese-translation.htm
http://www.kanji-name.com
http://www.yournameinjapanese.com
For ur names in other languages
http://www.omniglot.com/links/yournamein.htm
Authentication
An authentication system is how you identify yourself to the computer. The goal behind an authentication system is to verify that the user is actually who they say they are.
Authorization
Once the system knows who the user is through authentication, authorization is how the system decides what the user can do. A good example of this is using group permissions or the difference between a normal user and the superuser on a unix system.
Read More
http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/workshops/security/auth.html
http://www.iis-resources.com/modules/wfsection/article.php?articleid=7
Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??
-It isn’t love, it’s LIKE.
You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right??
-It isn’t love, it’s LUST.
Are you proud, and eager to show her off??
-It isn’t love, it’s LUCK.
Do you want her because you know she’s there??
-It isn’t love, it’s LONELINESS.
Are you with her because it’s what everyone wants??
-It isn’t love, it’s LOYALTY.
Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?
-It isn’t love, it’s LOW CONFIDENCE.
Do you stay for her confessions of love, because you don’t want to hurt her?
-It isn’t love, it’s PITY.
Do you belong to her because the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat??
-It isn’t love, it’s INFATUATION.
Do you pardon her faults because you care about her?
-It isn’t love, it’s FRIENDSHIP.
Do you tell her every day she is the only one you think of?
-It isn’t love, it’s a LIE.
Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for her sake?
-It isn’t love, it’s CHARITY.
Does your heart ache and breaks when she’s sad?
-Then it’s LOVE.
Do you cry for her pain, even when she’s strong?
-Then it’s LOVE.
Do her eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?
-Then it’s LOVE.
Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you to her?
-Then it’s LOVE.
Do you accept her faults because it’s a part of who she is?
-Then it’s LOVE.
Are you attracted to others, but stay with her faithfully without regret??
-Then it’s LOVE.
Would you give her your heart, your life, your death??
-Then it’s LOVE.
Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love?
Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony?
Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self?
Why?
The answer is so simple cause it’s…LOVE.
It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? – Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London? – To see his Big Ben.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? – Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.(snacks)
What is a Gujju picnic called? – A snake in the grass
Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent. (important)
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? – Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’
Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten? – The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.
What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race? – Come on, Tomato, Ketch up
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? – His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo? – My son drowned.
Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? – He wanted to get cent-par-cent.
Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
He wanted to listen to POPE music.
What did the Gujju have in the morning?
LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.
What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
You are going from BED To VERSE.
Why won’t the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.
21st Century…
Our communication – Wireless
Our dress – Topless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our follies – Countless
Our arguments – Baseless
Our boss – Brainless
Our Job – Thankless
Our Salary – Very less
Skype, the fast-growing internet communications company that belongs to Ebay, has admitted that its partner in China has filtered text messages, defending this compliance with censorship laws as the only way to do business in the country.
In a Financial Times interview, Niklas Zennström, Skype’s chief executive, responded to accusations that the company had censored text messages containing words like “Falun Gong� – a banned movement – and “Dalai Lama�. He said that Tom Online, its joint venture partner in China, was complying with local law.
Oracle Corp. is considering launching its own Linux operating system and has looked at buying one of the main suppliers of open-source technology, Chief Executive Larry Ellison told a newspaper on Monday.
Such a move by the world’s top supplier of database management software into open source operating systems and applications would propel Oracle into sectors of the software industry where it has never directly competed.
It would also step up competition with rivals ranging from . Microsoft Corp to IBM to Red Hat and dozens of up and coming open-source start-ups, analysts said.
Windows Live Academic Search scours the Web for journal articles, academic papers, and notes and slides from scholarly conferences.
Microsoft may be lagging in the search market, but give its engineers credit for moving fast to catch up.
The software company launched a new search engine for academic journals last week, and while it’s yet another example of Microsoft trailing Google in online software (digital maps and desktop searches also come to mind), Microsoft is showing what looks like a new willingness to take some chances and loosen up its release schedules.
Ack:~ Jothi
HUSBAND – HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.
WIFE – HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND – BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME
WIFE – BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND – ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.
WIFE – HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE’S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND – FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME
WIFE – AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND – SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED
WIFE – I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND – DATA TYPE MISMATCH
WIFE – YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND – BY DEFAULT
WIFE – WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING
HUSBAND – SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS
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