appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge…
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…
tin din naa Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap…
appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh vikya bola…
ye munnabhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!
vikya ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai… saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!
samzaa …?
samzaa…?
samzaaa naa…?
(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!
par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…
par appun ek aansu nahi roya…
kaiko royega…?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu…
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya… log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya karega…!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…
(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)
fir …?
fir kya…?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!
shaappak…
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!
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– For years, my desk has been cluttered by two computers — one Macintosh and one PC. It’s been an arrangement of necessity, as I prefer the Mac but sometimes need a Windows machine for work.
So it was with great interest that I read about Apple Computer Inc.’s launch last week of a program allowing newer Intel-based Macs to boot Microsoft Corp.’s Windows operating system. A day later, another company unveiled software that runs Windows in Mac OS X at nearly full speed.
In both cases, software emulation isn’t required because the new Macs share the same hardware brains as Windows PCs. Unlike Microsoft’s Virtual PC program that lets some Windows programs run on my old PowerPC-based Mac, there’s no significant performance hit.
Mountain View Internet company Google launched a free online calendar Wednesday night with features designed to simplify scheduling.
The service, which requires a Google account, includes a way for a customer to divide his or her personal calendar so certain people can see it. For example, friends could schedule social plans, while colleagues could schedule work meetings.
When the service is linked to Google’s Gmail accounts, which are separate from a Google account, it will scan incoming e-mails for potential events and, if desired, automatically add them to the calendar.
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Ack :~ PARUCHURI GOPIKRISHNA
Friends, yeh hai zindagi,
Requirements hai to design hai
Design hai to Development hai
Development hai to Testing hai
Testing hai to Defects hai
Defects hai to Fixing hai
Fixing hai to More Defects hai
Defects hai to Analysis hai
Analysis hai to Requirements hai
Requirements hai to Design hai
Design hai to Development hai
Matlab Project Gol Gol hai
Bus ghumaanewala chahiye..
Some thing similar to this………..
Zindagi Hai To Khwaab Hai
Khwaab Hai To Manzilein Hai
Manzilein Hai To Fasaley Hai
Fasaley Hai To Rastey Hai
Rastay Hai To Mushkilein Hai
Mushkilein Hai To Hausla Hai
Hausla Hai To Vishawas Hai
Vishvas hai to Paisa hai
Paisa hai to Shohrat hai
Shohrat hai to Izzat Hai
Izzat hai to Ladki hai
Ladki hai to Tension hai
Tension hai to Concern hai
Concern hai to a Khayaal hai
Khayaal hai to Khwaab hai
Khawab hai to Growth hai
Growth hai to Zindagi hai
Zindagi hai to khwaab hai
Matlab duniya Gol Gol hai
Bas ghumaanewala chahiye……
Skype has purchased VoIP provider Sonorit for about $27m in eBay stock. The transaction includes Sonorit’s US subsidiary Camino Networks.
Sonorit and Camino specialise in technology to enhance the quality of VoIP conversations, which is widely considered to be inferior to that offered by copper wire-based telephone connections.
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Microsoft Corp. is set to unveil a new Internet search engine to locate scholarly material.
What Microsoft is introducing March 11 is a competitor to Google Scholar, which provides access to peer-reviewed papers, abstracts and articles from academic publishers and other scholarly organizations.
Windows Live Academic Search, as the feature’s known, “has some unique features, and is a worthy competitor,” Giustini wrote.
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On a cold night two years ago, Brad Husick and Rakesh Mathur sat in a rental car near Fairbanks, Alaska, waiting to photograph the aurora borealis. Dressed in parkas and with temperatures dipping below zero, the buddies dreamed up a radical technological idea: What if you could browse thousands of Web pages without being connected to the Internet?
“It was sort of a strange, audacious, crazy question to ask,” recalled Husick. But the two entrepreneurs — who made names for themselves at NetGravity and Junglee — returned to Seattle to make the idea a reality.
Today, Husick and Mathur are introducing Webaroo — a Bellevue company whose free software allows users of laptops and hand-held computers to take portions of the Web with them wherever they wander.
The technology, which stores Web pages on a laptop’s hard drive or a mobile phone’s storage card, could have wide-ranging implications.
Orion, an advanced method of searching created by computer science student, Ori Allon, at the University of New South Wales in Australia has been getting a lot of attention lately. It looks like Google may have chalked another one up by acquiring the creator and potentially the technology behind Orion.
Unfortunately there is no public demo of Orion, but this system is said to give users the most relevant results and a list of suggested topics that the user may not be aware of — similar to QTsearch.
It is definitely a hot commodity as rumors say Microsoft and Yahoo were both trying to swing a deal with Ori and the university. Google has confirmed that Ori Allon now works at Google’s Mountain View location, but that’s all anybody could get out of Google, Allon or the university.
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Related :
Aussie Orion to Slay Google, MSN and Yahoo!
Over 8,000 employees spanning over 260 branches of the State Bank of India resumed duty on Monday in Mumbai and in its neighboring district Thane.
It follows the withdrawal of a countrywide strike from April 3 by over 2.10 lakh employees, including officers in over 9,000 branches across the country.
On Monday morning serpentine queues were noticed long before the opening of branches, particularly by pensioners.
Reports from New Delhi said chaos prevailed at State Bank of India branches and at ATMs as people made a beeline to withdraw cash and carry out other transactions as work resumed.
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.So both groups gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……When TC arrives,All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes Away….
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA):
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equal”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..TC arrives….
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE.One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroo! m… TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined.
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA): !
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the loc al to Pune.This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time… SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets
……………… ….Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train………..
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are geniuses, don’t mess with Engineers.
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