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Greatest paradox

A Law teacher once came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fee. The student struck a deal saying, “I would pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court”. Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and the teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded the deal and
pushed forward the days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying: “If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me. And if I lose the case, the student will still have to pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money.” Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: “If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don’t have to pay anything to the teacher. And if I lose the case, I don’t have to pay him because I haven’t won my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything.”

So guys,….. wat do u think? Who is correct? the teacher or the student?

IIM to explore Singapore plans

BANGALORE: The board of governors of the Indian Institute of Management, Bangalore (IIM-B) will meet next week to discuss the human resource development ministry’s decision to turn down its proposal to set up a campus in Singapore.

“We will discuss all options (about offering courses in Singapore) at the meeting next week,” IIM-B director Prakash G. Apte said.

The Ministry Wednesday turned down the proposal from IIM-B, one of the six IIMs, India’s premier managements schools, saying that it should first focus on meeting the domestic demand.

“We have been told to first meet the growing demand for management graduates in the country before venturing outside. We don’t think the ministry has an issue if we offer short-term programmes overseas,” Apte said.

The board, headed by Reliance Industries chairman Mukesh Ambani, will meet Jan 20 to explore options for the institute’s Singapore plans.

Linux Vulnerability Report Draws Criticism

A U.S. government study that reports there were three times more software vulnerabilities in the Linux/ Unix platform than in the Windows platform during 2005 not only is drawing criticism from the open-source community but also has prompted questions from security authorities.

Cyber Security Bulletin 2005, published last week by the United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US-CERT), indicates that, out of 5,198 reported flaws, 812 were Windows vulnerabilities, 2,328 were Linux/Unix flaws, and 2,058 were multiple system vulnerabilities. Open to Interpretation In response to the report, NewsForge.com pointed out that, while many in the trade press have concluded that Windows is three times safer than Linux, the government figures are somewhat misleading.

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Great finishes

Keep your office clean… stay home!!!

Be quiet in the office…
…respect the fact that others sleep!

When you get this E MAIL, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always
think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed
early, in short … does not exist

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember
you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more
care.

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be
transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.

And the final one…

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small
people talk about others… But legends never talk, they send E MAIL.

Google Pack

Google Pack

Google Software Included

  • Google Earth – 3D Earth browser
  • Picasa – Photo organizer
  • Google Desktop – Desktop companion
  • Google Toolbar for Internet Explorer – Search toolbar
  • Google Pack Screensaver – Photo screensaver
  • Other Softwares
    Mozilla Firefox with Google Toolbar – Web browser
    Ad-Aware SE Personal – Antispyware utility
    Norton AntiVirus 2005 Special Edition – Antivirus utility
    Adobe Reader 7 – PDF reader
    RealPlayer – Media player
    GalleryPlayer HD Images
    Trillian – Instant messenger

    The Browser Wars of 2005

    Microsoft’s Internet Explorer (IE) remains the largest stakeholder in browser market share, but it lost ground in 2005. Web browser statistics for yearend 2005 released by NetApplications.com indicate movement in browser market share for 2006.

    IE ended 2005 with an 85.05 percent market share, down from 90.31 percent in 2004. Microsoft’s decision to discontinue support for its browser on the Mac could lead to further degradation of its market share. NetApplications’ EVP of marketing and strategic relationships, Vince Vizzaccaro, said Mac users will likely migrate to Apple’s Safari browser. Microsoft is due to release an upgrade to IE this year.

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