Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

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Halwa Hathe Hateli Upar Jara Tamarau Naam Laakhi Do…

Ack :- Parth Barot

હળવે હાથે હથેળી ઉપર જરા તમારું નામ લખી દો,
નામ ની સાથે સાથે સાજન, સરનામુ પણ ખાસ લખી દો.

થોક થોક લોકો ની વચ્ચે હવે નથી ગમતું મળવાનું,
ઢેલ સરીખુ વળગુ ક્યારે, મળશો ક્યાં એ સ્થાન લખી દો.

એકલતાનુ ઝેર ભરેલા વીંછી ડંખી લે એ પહેલા,
મારે આંગણ સાજન ક્યારે, લઇ આવો છો જાન લખી દો.

બહુ બહુ તો બે વાત કરી ને લોકો પાછા ભુલી જાશે,
નામ તમારું મારા નામ ની પાછળ ખુલ્લે આમ લખી દો.

હળવે હાથે હથેળી ઉપર જરા તમારું નામ લખી દો,
નામની સાથે સાથે સાજન, સરનામુ પણ ખાસ લખી દો.

OmJai Google Hare !!

Ack :- Jai Purohit

OmJai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
OmJai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran search engine,
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari appraisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami OmJai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

iRows Founders Join Google

Following is the note from iRows Founders Itai and Yoah

As the title says, we have decided to join Google.

We are really excited about this transition. When we started iRows, we wanted to do something that would make the web a better place, provide people with better tools, something that is both useful and fun (most people may not think spreadsheets are fun, we do).

We launched iRows in January, and will shut it down on 31-Dec-2006. This has been a very busy year for us. We would like to thank all of our users who have been with us throughout the year, sent us ideas, suggestions, bug reports, or just kept using our product.

Being at Google will allow us to continue doing what we love to do best but on a much larger scale. There is a lot of exciting work at Google waiting for us.

We no longer accept new registrations. If you have created spreadsheets on iRows, you will need to move your spreadsheets to Google Docs & Spreadsheets. Below you can find instructions how to move your data.

Thanks again,
Itai and Yoah

Read More @ iRows Blog

Jine ke liye bhi waqt nahi ..

Ack:- Jai Purohit

Har khushi hai logo ke Daman me,
Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi.
Din rat daudti duniya me,
Jindagi ke liye hi waqt nahi. !

Maa ki lori ka ahsaas to hai,
par maa ko maa kehne ka waqt nahi.
Sare riston ko to hum maar chuke,
ab unhe dafnane ka bhi waqt nahi. !

Sare nam mobile me hain,
par dosti ke liye waqt nahi.
Gairon ki kya baat kahen,
jab apano ke liye hi waqt nahi. !

Ankhon me hai nind badi,
par sone ko bhi waqt nahi.
Dil hai gamo se bhara hua,
par rone ko bhi waqt nahee. !

Jindagi ki daud me aise daude,
ki thakane ko bhi waqt nahi.
Paraye ahsason ki kya kdar karen,
jab apane sapano ke liye hi waqt nahi. !

Tu hi bata E jindage,
is jindagi ka kya hoga.
Ki har pal marane walon ko,
jine ke liye bhi waqt nahi…….
Ki har pal marane walon ko,
jine ke liye bhi waqt nahi. !

The Miniature Earth

The following video is really good one …it tells abt how good we r now
http://216.70.117.172/me_english.htm

It depicts that get satisfied with what u r
It says that if u have a home then also ur richer than 30 other persons in this world

Just watch following video and learn from it how to live….

13 signs of falling in love …

13. When you’re on the phone with them late at night and they hang Up…but you miss them already when it was just two minutes ago1

12. You read their texts over and over again…

11. You walk really slowly when you’re with them…

10. You feel shy whenever you’re with them…

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster…

8 . You smile when you hear their voice…

7. When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around You…All you see is him/her…

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them…

5. They become ALL you think about…

4. You get high just from their scent…

3. You realize that you’re always smiling to yourself when you think About them…

2. You would do anything for them…

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole Time…..

Now make a wish

New computer virus unleashed via e-mail

A new virus is using the topics of the death of U.S. President Bush and nuclear war as bait.

The Register reported Wednesday that rogue VX programmers had created the Dref-N e-mail aware worm and that it was suing false reports of nuclear war, and of the deaths of President George W. Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin as bait to attract its victims, according to computer specialists in Boston.

The Dref-N worm’s e-mail subject lines include items such as “White House news!” “Incredible news” and “ATTN TO EVERYBODY!”

If the unfortunate e-mail recipient then clicks on the attachment, the file disables the personal computer’s Windows firewall, infecting a Microsoft Windows operating system with code that allows hackers to steal information.

The virus then directs infected personal computers to churn out copies of the worm, which are sent to contacts harvested from other infected personal computers.

Read More @ United Press International

Orkut Song

Ack:- Ravi Mevcha

yun aajkal homework kam orkut jyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi jyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o …

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o .

Gazzag.com is my new enemy

Extracted from OReily XML BLOG

As part of my ongoing research into social networks, I sign up at pretty much every site I come across. Today, I came across Gazzag.com.

As part of the sign up process, they offered to import all my contacts from Orkut.com. I agreed, entered my login and password, and all the contacts popped over. Then, Gazzag then took it upon themselves to email all of my contacts saying that I invited them to join my network at Gazzag. As something of a social network expert, all my friends have been saying “Well if Jen invited me, there must be something really great here” and wandered into this evil trap of a social networking site. I did not invite them, I did not email them, and there is nothing special about this site. It basically hijacked my email address and spammed these people from me.

The Gazzag Terms and Conditions says nothing about them using my email address.

There is some small text under the box to import Orkut contacts that says ” Type your Orkut username and password. Your friends will be invited to join you at Gazzag. Note: Gazzag will not store your password. ” I did read this, but I naively took it to mean that my friends who were *already in Gazzag* would be invited to join me. What stupid kind of thing would email everyone I know? I certainly should have been smarter about this, but I am not the only one who has been sucked in here. A Google blog search for Gazzag finds lots of people angry about receiving all these spams and other people angry about finding they were sent.

This kind of practice is not just bad. It’s evil. There are real implications to emails being sent from a user’s address. In my case, messages went to my boss and colleagues who are in much higher positions than me. Those are people whom I think carefully about emailing, and I would never send them an invitation to a general social network. Messages also went to a couple of my exes. People do not actively remove connections in social networks, so a person’s list of friends will often contain people who are not friends any more. It implies something to delete a friend, so most people avoid it by just doing nothing. When a site like Gazzag comes along and emails all those people, it carries a lot of social implications that users probably don’t want to make. I think it’s rare that anyone would want to email their full list of friends with an invitation like this, and Gazzag simply shouldn’t do it.

So, for forcing me and several acquaintances to do a lot of damage control today, I officially declare Gazzag.com my enemy. Note that I have not even given them a link on this blog. Don’t go there. Don’t visit. Don’t sign up. Tell everyone you know to avoid them. I’m an expert, and this time, I mean what you’re reading.

Appraisal Mail

Ack : – Abhijit Ranjan

Dear Manager (HR),

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.

Signed – Project Leader

A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
“That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) for my true assessment of him.”

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