Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

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Mainframe Milepost

Ack :- Vishal Jain

  • 95% of Fortune Global 500 use mainframes.
  • 10 out of 10 largest banks in the world run on mainframes.
  • 9 out of top 10 global life/health insurance providers run on mainframes.
  • Total value of applications residing on mainframes exceed $1 trillion.
  • Mainframes can scale up to process 450 million e-business transaction per day.
  • Mainframes can support 1,000s virtual Linux servers in a single mainframe.
  • Read More @ Times of India dated 07th November, 2006:

    Ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai …

    Ack : – Chaitali Karate

    Doobte hue aadmi ne
    Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
    Aawaz lagayi “bachao bachao”
    Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
    Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo…

    Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
    Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
    Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
    Mein marna nahi chahta
    Zindagi badi mehengi hai
    Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

    Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
    Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
    Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
    Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
    Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
    Aur is tarah aapki company mein
    Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai…

    Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo…
    HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
    ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
    Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

    Celebration means……

    AcK :- Jai Purohit

    A winter evening.Four friends.One barsaat.Four glasses of chai. (OR)

    Hundred bucks of gas.A rusty old bike.And an open road. (OR)

    Maggi noodles.A hostel room.4.25 a.m. (OR)

    3 old friends.3 separate cities.3 coffee mugs.1 internet messenger. (OR)

    Rain on a hot tin roof.Pakoras deep-frying.Neighbours dropping in.A party. (OR)

    You and mom.A summer night.A bottle of coconut oil.A head massage.Gossiping about absent family members.

    You can spend Hundreds on birthdays,Thousands on festivals,Lakhs on weddings,but to celebrate
    all you have to do is spend your Time .

    Romantic 1st lines…and deadly 2nd ones

    Ack:- Amit Kumar

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

    Oh loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes –
    Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That’s why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe “go to hell”

    Believe While Others

    Ack : – Hraday Mehta

    Believe while others are doubting.
    Plan while others are playing.
    Study while others are sleeping.
    Decide while others are delaying.

    Prepare while others are daydreaming.
    Begin while others are procrastinating.
    Work while others are wishing.
    Save while others are wasting.

    Listen while others are talking.
    Smile while others are frowning.
    Commend while others are criticizing.
    Persist while others are quitting.

    Meebo in Hindi

    Meebo the messenger ..the one for corporate peoples

    Now in Hindi ..Enjoy

    http://wwwl.meebo.com/index-hi.html

    Wanna see someone’s Orkut Profile pic more closely

    Wanna see someone’s Orkut Profile pic more closely…
    Then copy n paste this link in the adress bar of that person’s profile page….

    javascript:i=128;void(setInterval(“i++;document.images[2].width=i”,5))

    Google acquires Web applications pioneer JotSpot

    Google Inc. bought JotSpot, a Silicon Valley start-up that helped pioneer the market for collaborative business software like online spreadsheets, in the latest move by the Web search leader into territory dominated by Microsoft Corp.

    In a statement on Google’s Web site, JotSpot’s co-founder and chief executive, Joe Kraus, said his company agreed to the takeover following a growing push by Google to offer competing software. Financial terms of the deal were not disclosed.

    Three-year-old JotSpot had developed a series of online productivity software programs that offer many of the functions of Microsoft Office programs like Microsoft Word or Excel spreadsheets. But instead of running on individual computers, JotSpot applications are delivered as Web-based services.

    Following the lead of companies like JotSpot, Mountain View, California-based Google entered the market this year by acquiring the Writely word processor and introducing other Web-based applications such as Google Spreadsheets and Google Calendar.

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    U.S. intelligence unveils spy version of Wikipedia

    The U.S. intelligence community on Tuesday unveiled its own secretive version of Wikipedia, saying the popular online encyclopedia format known for its openness is key to the future of American espionage.

    The office of U.S. intelligence czar John Negroponte announced Intellipedia, which allows intelligence analysts and other officials to collaboratively add and edit content on the government’s classified Intelink Web much like its more famous namesake on the World Wide Web.

    A “top secret” Intellipedia system, currently available to the 16 agencies that make up the U.S. intelligence community, has grown to more than 28,000 pages and 3,600 registered users since its introduction on April 17. Less restrictive versions exist for “secret” and “sensitive but unclassified” material.

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    Indian origin teenager to contest Finnish polls

    Helsinki, Nov 1 (IANS) Alisha Hasan, 18, is quite unlike other teenagers in Finland, not because she was born in India and is a member of the small Indian community here. She will be one of the youngest candidates contesting Finland’s parliamentary polls next year.

    ‘I will be contesting polls from Helsinki. I am hopeful of being backed by one of the prominent political parties. I think I can win if I can get a good campaign manager,’ Hasan told a visiting IANS correspondent. ‘I am trying to raise funds needed to contest the polls, and the response so far has been quite encouraging. I have already started my campaign,’ she added. Incidentally, politics is not the only passion this teenager has. ‘I am already a film director. Last year I directed a Finnish film.

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