H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A. – Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A. – Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L. – Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A. – I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A. – Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A. – Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A. – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. – Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A. – May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U. – Phorget Everyone… Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D – Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there’s nothing you can do about it.

In an interview a candidate was asked the question “Why We don’t Have pointers in JAVA?”, to which he replied like this:

I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father, who visited us quite often, fell in love with my step daughter and married her. Hence, my father became my son-in-law, and my step-daughter became my mother. Some months later, my wife gave birth to a son, who became the brother in law of my father as well as my uncle.

The wife of my father, that is my step daughter, also had a son. Thereby, I got a brother and at the same time a grandson. My wife is my grandmother, since she is my mother’s mother. Hence, I am my wife’s husband and at the same time her step-grandson; in other words, I am my own grandfather.

I guess that’s why we don’t have pointers in Java.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? – Justbeer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? – Justone Singh.

What do you call a sikh female’s boyfriend? – Her-Pal Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ? – IK-BAL Singh

What do you call a sardar looking for happiness? – KHUSH-WANT Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water? – Jalandhar Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water and able to breath also?- Jalandhar Singh Gill.

Bengali who talks much – Chatter-jee

Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off – B. Reddy

One who can’t be steady after a drink – P. K. Girpade