Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho;
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,

Maate tame Kunwara lago chho.

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi

Dil naa dardo ne pinaro shu jane,
prem naa rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif kabar maa,
Te uparthi phool muknaro shu jane!

Zindagi ne jiv-vani Filsufi samji lidhi,
Je khushi aavi jivan ma,
aakhri samji lidhi!

Shu karu fariyaad tari,
Fariyaad ma yaad chhe Fari fari ne yaad tari,
Ej mari fariyaad chhe!

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho,
ke mara sivay aa khada-ma ketla pade chhe!

Doobta jeevan na tame swaas chho,
kahu kem ke tame kaik ‘khaas’ chho,
Tame phool nahi pan jamin par ugta ghaas chho,
sachu kahu, tame ek moto Traas chho.

Loko kahe-chhe ke – Hasya tena ghar vasya!
Parantu e kon jane chhe ke –
Ghar vasya pachhi ketla hasya.?

Ack : – Jay Vora

તમને જોઇને વળે ફૂલોને પસીનો
તેને ઝાકળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

મુખડૂં ઢંકાય જો ફરફરતી લટોથી
તેને ચંદ્રગ્રહણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

મીઠડી બે વાત કરી ભીંજાવો હૈયાને
તેને શ્રાવણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

તમારા જ સ્વપ્નમાં વીતે રાતલડી
તેને જાગરણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

હંમેશા ડૂબી જઉ નયનની ગહેરાઇમાં
તેને વમળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

સાન-ભાન ભુલાવું તમારા ઇશારે
તેને વશીકરણનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

આપણા દિલમાં ઉગી લીલીછમ લાગણી
તેને કૂંપળનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

નજરથી નજર મળતાં શરમાય નજર
તેને પ્રણયનું નામ આપું તો કેવું?

1 The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3 Of all the words in the English language, the word ‘set’ has the most definitions!

4 What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France.

5 “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6 “Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10 You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath

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A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA,
they decided to forward it to the President of India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

“Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes …”

Ack:- Tanmay Vora

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) ,

After WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much ,I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and BOSCH (Invented for life) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI(Better than the best). You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME – The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI(we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).