How to create a webpage that offers download on button click event, instead of showing a direct link to the download file. Here is some code that allows users to download only one file at a time, limit bandwidth for specific users, etc.
http://ankitjain.info/ankit/2006/07/01/forcing-download-on-web-page
Dad, Rahul and Preeti loved watching television. The three of them always fought as to who will watch what Their mother wouldn’t interfere with their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep changing channels. Rahul wanted to watch the cricket match, Preeti wanted to watch the cookery show and Dad the Political news.
This is what their mother heard one day when she was in the kitchen:
In the parliament today…Nehra bowled his first over…and is washed away in boiling water….The finance minister…went straight into the hands of Tendulkar…and is sliced into pieces…. Mr. Krishna visited…Anil Kumble who is now going to…break the egg and…the leader of the opposition party…is hit on the face…which will now turn red in two minutes…during the zero hour…both the umpires…are fried golden brown. We now end the news bulletin…by calling Dravid…to peel the onion.
Zindagi hai choti , har pal mein khush raho…
Office me khush reho, ghar mein khush raho..
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho,
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke he khush raho..
Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho..
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho…
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho..
Jisse dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho…
Jisse paa nahi sakte uske yaad mein he khush raho
MBA karne ka socha tha, S/W mein he khush raho…
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho..
bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meeti yaadein hai,unme he khush raho..
aane wale pal ka pata nahi..sapno mein he khush raho..
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein he khush raho
Zindagi hai choti , har pal main khush raho…..!!
Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.
Bush is thinking:
Damn it! Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She must’v have thought it was me and slapped me.
Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make more kissing sounds and slap Bush again.
8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get
The Degree finally we get is B.E. – That is Brain Empty (B.E) (And then they recruit us !!)
Last week Darrel Hair raised his finger and pointed at the sky. There’s been another case of ball tampering. But this time it wasn’t Pakistan, but the International Astronomical Union, which dropped the ninth ball orbiting around the sun and kicked it out of the solar system.
Two men an Indian and an American, met at a bus stop and started a conversation.
The Indian kept complaining of family problems. Finally the American said:
“You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter. We got married and I got myself a step-daughter.
Later, my father married my step-daughter. That made my step daughter my step-mother. And my father became my step-son. Also my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
Much later the daughter of my wife, my step-mother, had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father’s son. But he was also the son of my Wife’s daughter which made him my wife’s grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my step-mother, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step-sister is my father’s wife.
I am my step-mother’s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child’s aunt, my son is my father’s nephew and I am my OWN GRAND FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS ???? George
In what is the largest Indian acquisition abroad so far, Tata Sons and Tata Tea have signed a definitive agreement to acquire a 30% stake in US-based enhanced water maker Glaceau, with an investment of $677 million.
The stake is being bought in Energy Brands Inc, which owns Glaceau, from US-based leading private equity firm TSG Consumer Partners.
Glaceau products fall in the health and wellness category and its brands include nutrient-enhanced Vitaminwater, electrolyte-enhanced Smartwater and flavour-enhanced Fruitwater.
Energy Brands sells five million bottles of Glaceau water products daily, and the investment brings the Tata group in direct competition with PepsiCo Inc, which is the US leader in non-soda sales, with 49% of the market. Arch rival Coca-Cola has a 25% share.
Apple Computer is recalling more than one million laptop computer batteries due to the risk they could burst into flames, the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission said on Thursday.
The recall centered on lithium-ion batteries made by Japan-based Sony and sold with some iBook G4 and PowerBook G4 computers, according to the commission.
The Apple battery recall came on the heels of Dell Computer recalling as a fire hazard some 4.1 million laptop batteries with Sony-made cells.
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe took 30 takes to get his first screen kiss right.
The 17-year-old actor had his first kiss with Cho Chang, played by Katie Leung, 18, in Order Of The Phoenix.
“We probably got it on the 30th take. My god it was fun. Me and Katie – we were awkward and nervous at first but once we got it, it was fine,” Daniel said.
Katie said: “Daniel is a good kisser. I really enjoyed it. He’s energetic and makes you feel relaxed“.
” The film, the fifth in the Potter series, will release next July
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