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Honest Reply

Ack : – Gopikrishna Parchuri

 Honest Reply

What is conference ?

A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can’t do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.

What is Conference ??

Laws Which Newton Forgot to State…

Ack : – Shama Patel

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Vodafone may up Airtel stake to 20 per cent

UK-based Vodafone Group plc, the largest mobile services provider in the world, is considering increasing its equity stake in Bharti Airtel to 20% as part of its plans to double revenues from emerging markets over the next three years.

Sources said the hike could be sewn up “in 2-3 months�.

In an email statement from the UK, a Vodafone spokesman confirmed the intent: “We are interested in increasing our stake in Bharti Airtel. However, any increase is dependent on other shareholdings being available for purchase. Such shareholdings are not currently available.�

That’s partly because Bharti Airtel has already hit the 74% ceiling for foreign investment as a result of a change in the way such shareholding is accounted for.

Read More at DNA India

Bharti signs $100-mln deal with IBM, shares up

Bharti Airtel Ltd., India’s top mobile services firm, is investing more than $100 million in an IBM-designed platform to help the telecoms firm boost its value-added services in a cut-throat market.

New Delhi-based Bharti, 30.8 percent owned by Singapore Telecommunications Ltd., hopes to personalise high margin services such as the delivery of cricket scores, movies and music to offset competitive pressure on call tariffs.

“The content delivered to customers shall also be more friendly and customised as per the capability of their devices,” said Manoj Kohli, president at Bharti.

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Vista hacked at Black Hat

While Microsoft talked up Windows Vista security at Black Hat, a researcher in another room demonstrated how to hack the operating system.

Joanna Rutkowska, a Polish researcher at Singapore-based Coseinc, showed that it is possible to bypass security measures in Vista that should prevent unsigned code from running.

And in a second part of her talk, Rutkowska explained how it is possible to use virtualization technology to make malicious code undetectable, in the same way a rootkit does. She code-named this malicious software Blue Pill.

“Microsoft is investigating solutions for the final release of Windows Vista to help protect against the attacks demonstrated,” a representative for the software maker said. “In addition, we are working with our hardware partners to investigate ways to help prevent the virtualization attack used by the Blue Pill.”

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Young Indian joins Gates’ team

Young Chennai technocrat Abishek Kumarasubramanian has topped Microsoft’s nation-wide talent hunt from among 20,000 young Indian IT students to qualify for the rare honour of working with Microsoft Chief Bill Gates.

All aspiring IT professionals dream of working with Microsoft. Abishek will not only be living that dream, he will be joining the very architect of that dream.

Abishek, who has just finished his bachelors in Electrical Engineering from the IIT, Madras, has earned the privilege to work with Bill Gates’ team of technical assistants in Redmond after he was declared the winner of ‘Code4Bill’.

Read More at Yahoo Tech

Microsoft’s CRM Catch-Up Plan

The software giant outlines how it will vie with Salesforce.com and other vendors of Web-based customer relationship management software

Microsoft’s move into Web-delivered software got a big boost on July 11, when CEO Steven A. Ballmer disclosed plans to sell a service for handling customer relationship management (CRM) applications over the Internet. The move puts Microsoft in direct competition with the trailblazer of hosted CRM applications, Salesforce.com. And it bolsters Microsoft’s efforts to roll out scads of new Web-based programs to consumers

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Ten things God won’t ask

Ack:- Sagar Shah

1… God won’t ask what kind of car you drove;
He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.

2… God won’t ask the square footage of your house,
He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3… God won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He’ll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4… God won’t ask what your highest salary was,
He’ll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5… God won’t ask what your job title was,
He’ll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6… God won’t ask how many friends you had,
He’ll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7… God won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He’ll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8… God won’t ask about the color of your skin,
He’ll ask about the content of your character.

9… God won’t ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He’ll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10… God won’t ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He’ll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

Read Carefully
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

A Challenge – A Fullstop on E-system

Below is a post of Kalpesh Sharma on AntiOnline

I too dont know the truth of this story , but just to bring the news to notice i m posting it here on my BLOG

Hello,

I want to post this news in security news section. My news is that, I challenge that all the financial, shopping, trading and banking websites which are even 128 bit encrypted are having security vulnerabilities and loopholes. This an lead to hacking. So, with an intention to help the citizens of all countries I want to inform to be carefull while investing in India. I can prove this challenge right in front of the eyes whoever wants to accept this challenge.

Kalpesh Sharma
A fullstop on E-system.

Ahmedabad, India.
91-79-25351208

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