Ack:- Sagar Shah

1… God won’t ask what kind of car you drove;
He’ll ask how many people you drove who didn’t have transportation.

2… God won’t ask the square footage of your house,
He’ll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3… God won’t ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He’ll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4… God won’t ask what your highest salary was,
He’ll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5… God won’t ask what your job title was,
He’ll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6… God won’t ask how many friends you had,
He’ll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7… God won’t ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He’ll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8… God won’t ask about the color of your skin,
He’ll ask about the content of your character.

9… God won’t ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He’ll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

10… God won’t ask how many people you forwarded this to,
He’ll ask if you were ashamed to pass it on to your friends.

Read Carefully
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny.
“Nope.” replied Jimmy.
“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.
Again Jimmy says “Nope.”
“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny.
“No,” said Jimmy.
“I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’.

Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch.
He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents’ bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily.
“What do you want now?”
“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.”