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In our quest for stylish ecstasy, many of us perpetually chase those undefinable fashion rules that will transform our tortured spirits into sensual ‘Christmas trees’. The reality of great style lies in the following pearls of styling astuteness. 1. Attitude all the way One of the most important secrets to having great style is to […]
NEW DELHI, Dec 23 Asia Pulse – Software giant Infosys (BSE:500179) on Thursday once again toppled Tata Consultancy Services (NSI:TCS) (TCS) from the top spot among Indian IT companies in terms of market capitalisation. Though stock markets closed on a firm note after witnessing choppy trade, buying was seen in heavyweights stocks from the IT […]
Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.” Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light” One sardarji […]
IBM that offers end-to-end solutions from hardware to software, services and consulting, is planning to start its operations in Gandhinagar in Gujarat. Interestingly, some 200 odd native Gujarati employees of the company located at IBM Pune establishment, have requested IBM management to consider their plea to start operations in Gujarat. Its not the company, but […]
BS Corporate Bureau in Mumbai Infosys Technologies is planning to increase its headcount at its Orissa development centre at Bhubaneswar to 4,500 personnel and invest Rs 100 crore (Rs 1 billion) over the next few years. The increased focus for the centre is under the company’s expectations of tier-II cities becoming growth engines for the […]
MUMBAI: European banking major ABN Amro is in the finals stages of selecting its IT vendors for a multi-year, multi-billion-dollar contract. For the first time, Indian vendors have emerged as front-runners for a large portion of the contract. The domestic vendors being considered for various components of the deal are Infosys, TCS and Patni. The […]
As a Bachelor ____________________________________ Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti! As a Lover ____________________________________ Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon, mumtaz mil gayi hai magar woh shaadi nahi karti As a married one ____________________________________ Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata […]
As more and more Indians get internet savvy, online shopping is also on the rise, especially in festive seasons like this. However, while you may go for online shopping merrily, just follow some rules of thumb so that you don’t get fleeced by cyber sharks, phishing in troubled waters. At office or home, we may […]
One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams & give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for “Devi” […]
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