Software Engineers are advised not to spend too much time sitting before computers because the following things may happen in their future. 1. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. 2. When counting objects, you count 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.. 3. At the superstore, you check to see if a […]
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NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only one guy could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth. The interviewer asked the first applicant, an American engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. “One million […]
(I cant say its true or imaginary , just read & enjoy) The tremendously popular TV game show,”Kaun Banega CrorePati 2″ claimed its victim in the capital. Mrs Neelam Arora, utterly disgusted with her husband’s inability to answer the simplest of questions, divorced him immediately after the end of the show. The entire event has […]
In three weeks from now, a next-generation e-mail service will hit the market. Called NowPos (now possible), this will be the world’s first voice mail service, indigenously developed by Hyderabad-based NowPos Online Services, a subsidiary of TrulyIntelligent Technologies Pvt Ltd. This service has the potential to make text format e-mails redundant. This technology will enable […]
‘It was a very emotional one for me’ – Tendulkar (As told to Anand Vasu, assistant editor if Cricinfo after his 35th Test hundred at Delhi on December 10 2005) In relaxed yet sporty clothes, shy grin plastered across his face, under the glare of numerous television-camera spotlights, Sachin Tendulkar was calm and collected, but […]
Typical academic year for a student 1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263. 3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141. 4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for […]
Ack :~ Arfat Ansari Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her… 1) Nahi……………..??? 2) Chiiiii…..Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare……. 3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai …. 4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai…. 5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne […]
There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” Sardarji then wrote a note saying: “I’ve kidnapped your kid. […]
A technology glitch temporarily turned Google’s new personal listings service, Google Base, into a vast, virtual red-light district earlier this week. Launched last week, Google Base is the search company’s foray into free classified listings and other user-generated content. Anyone can use the service to classify and post all kinds of information, from business services […]
Ack :~ prabhakar padmanaban January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed……. u…. R…. always…. a HEADACHE to me !!!! When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i’ll take u […]
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