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Gujarati Gazal Contd.,

મને ન પૂછ કે તારા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?
ન પૂછ વાયુને, વાયા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

નસીબમાં નહીં, મહેનતમાં ફક્ત માને છે,
એ હાથને ય જો… રેખા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

વસંત જેવી તું આવીને વળગી બેસે તો,
આ કાષ્ઠને ય મહોર્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ન હોય કોઈ જ્યાં બંધન ત્યાં કેવી આઝાદી ?
જો વહેવું હોય તો કાંઠા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

જીવન-મરણની તમે વાત લઈને બેઠા છો…
અને જીવો-મરો સ્વેચ્છા વગર, શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને તું નહીં દેખાતો હોય ક્યાંય છતાં,
તું છે એ વાતને માન્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

ભલે ને સોમી ગઝલ લખતો હોઉં હું તો પણ
વીતેલી પળ ફરી જીવ્યા વગર શું છૂટકો છે ?

Gujarati Gazal

હું કશું પણ કહું તો એ કહેશે કે, ‘હા’,
આવા સગપણને હવે ક્યાં રાખવા ?

સિક્કા ખિસ્સામાં છે તારી યાદના,
રોજ થોડા-થોડા લઉં છું કામમાં.

બંધ કરતામાં થશે ભેળાં છતાં,
તું તિરાડ જ જો, હું જોઉં બારણાં.

આયના, તડકો – ઉભયના ભાસમાં
હું મને શોધી શક્યો ન જાતમાં.

ચિત્ત, આંખો, દિલ- બધું બારીએ છે,
આ જે ઘરમાં છે, શું હું છું ? ના રે ના…

વહી ગયેલાં પાણી ભરવાં શક્ય છે?
તું ગઝલ લખ, છોડ પદ નરસિંહના.

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again; maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with a spoon instead.
Patron: Even when I use the spoon, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50
Access to support . . . . . . $1.00

Write Your Hurts in the Sand …

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him.

After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
“After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?”

The other friend replied “When someone hurts us we should! Write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it.”

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life But value WHO you have in your life!

Knowledge

A guy was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, ‘What would you like to talk about?’ hmmmm… ‘How about nuclear power?’ said the guy.

‘OK’. She said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A Horse, a Cow, and a Deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flatpatty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do yo suppose that is?’

The guy thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea. The girl replied… ‘Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?’

Bosses can make you do anything…….

Poultry farm ke malik ne tammaam Murgiyon ko Order diya “Agar tum logon ne kal se Do–Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band”

Sab ne dar ke maare do-do ande diye.

Magar ek ne sirf ek hi anda diya.

Malik “Tumne 1 hi anda kyon diya? ”

Jawab mila…

“Sir ye toh aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon”……..

Bill Gates’ 11 rules

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

When Superheroes get drunk

Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper.
The first guy said, ”Hey, I’ll bet you a million bucks that I can jump out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to you!”

Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible bet, the 2nd guy replied, ”YOU’RE ON!”
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and came right back to the same spot. ”WOW,” screamed the 2nd guy, ”That was incredible. Do it again!”

So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and landed right next to his friend. ”That is remarkable. Do it one more time!’

”Ok,” said the first guy, ”But if I do it again, when I come back you have to do it.’
The second man agreed, and with that, once again, the first jumped out, flew around, and came back. ”Your turn,” he said.

So the 2nd guy stepped up to the window. ”This is easy. He did it, so can I!’
The much pumped second man, took a deep breath, and heaved his body out the window. He fell straight to the ground and died instantly upon impact. Calmly the first man walked back to the bar and ordered another beer.

The bartender remarked, ”You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman!”’

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

1) I hated sleep.

2) I had enjoyed my life enough.

3) I couldn’t live without tension.

4) I wanted to pay for my sins.

5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo..

6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.

7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .

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