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Tag: Forwards (Page 18 of 48)
If you’re mad with someone and nobody’s there to fix the situation… You fix it. Maybe today, that person still wants to be your friend. And if u doesn’t, tomorrow can be too late.
If you’re in love with somebody, but that person doesn’t know… tell her/him. Maybe today, that person is also in love with you. And if you don’t say it, tomorrow can be too late.
If you still love a person that you think has forgotten you… tell her/him. Maybe that person has always loved you. And if you don’t tell her/him today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you need a hug of a friend… ask her/him for it. Maybe they need it more than you do. And if you don’t ask for it today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you really have friends who you appreciate… tell them. Maybe they appreciate you as well. That if you don’t and they leave or go far away today, tomorrow can be too late.
If you love your parents, and never had the chance to show them… do it. Maybe you have them there to show them how you feel. That if you don’t and they leave today, and then tomorrow can be too late.
Forward these messages today… Coz tomorrow can be too late…
Ack :- Abhirup Ghosh
The news editor looks worried.
The owner sits nearby with his face buried.
The rating is dipping,
The barometer is tripping.
The channel is going down,
With competition all around.
Frustration keeps mounting,
People are sweating.
“What to do? Where to go?”
“We’ve tried all tricks; what more is there to show?”
Breaking news and sensations do not count any more.
Even the fabulous anchors have become an eyesore.
Crime investigations have become clichéd.
News is not shown. It is created.
Sting operations are becoming a big risk,
Big Brother is watching with an invisible fist.
They need an idea.
The nine o’clock news is their only hope.
But that looks worse
Than a run-of-the-mill soap.
Suddenly an idea clicks in their mind.
It may be a flop or a great find.
People want instant news.
What if they get it a minute early?
Let others show advertisements,
They will show headlines.
They start off at eight fifty nine,
With hopes of an ominous sign.
Will it work?
Will it sell?
This is something perhaps,
I can’t tell.
Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usay I Love U kahna,
agar woh gussay main aajay to darna mat,
sar jhukana aur kahna,
pyari behna milti rahna
Aur bhi kitni cheezein lut chuki hai dil k saath
ye farmaya doston ne ishq farmane k baad
isliye room ki har cheez kar leta hoon check
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane k baad.
Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
woh apne he husn ka dewana hogaya,
Muqabla husn main hisa liya aap ne bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila magar..
aap ko jurmana hogaya
Jis tarhan suraj nikalta hai har raat k baad,
Chand alwida kehta hai mulaqaat k baad,
Tum ghar se mat nikalna warna log kahenge,
Dekho mandak nikal aya barsaat k baad.
Us ne hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne us ki doli uthai hui hai
Humain pata tha woh bewafa niklegi isiliye
Hum ne us ki choti behan bhi phansai hui hai
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatte kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Sea view ka fawara na hota.
Girls college k gate ka nazara na hota,
ager fashion ney larkiyon ko bigarah na hota
To ahmedabad ka koi larka awara na hota.
har karz dosti ka ada koun karega?
hum na rahe to dosti koun karega?
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna meri shadi mein dance koun karega?
bull bull ka bacha,
khata tha khichri, pita tha pani,
gata tha gane, mere sarhane,
ek din uraya, wapis na aaya,
kuttay ka bacha.
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna adaat ki baat hai
aap se dur rahna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
Do You Know that
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter ‘b’ comes for the first time in Billion)
And
Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow…
Ack: – Vishal Jain
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said. ” I am a Father.” The little boy replied. “My Daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.” The priest looked up from his book and answered. “I am the Father of many.”
The boy said. “My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn’t wear his collar that way!
The priest, getting impatient, said. “I am the Father of hundreds” and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.
“Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar.”
What is the difference between a Bus and a Cycle?
Think for a while …its PJ of the day …….
Bus stand will never go along with the bus,
but cycle stand will go along with the cycle.
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
FIVE. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk..
FIFTEEN. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
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