Tag: Forwards (Page 28 of 48)

Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2
The average man’s life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, “If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.” The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. “Who are you?”
“I am your guardian angel,” the voice answered.
“Oh, yeah?” the man asked “And where the hell were you when I got married?”

Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.So he announced “Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life.” Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, “My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me.”
The whole audience including priest started laughing………. but not the poor groom!

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”?
To this Arthur Ashe replied:
The world over —
5 crore children start playing tennis,
50 lakh learn to play tennis,
5 lakh learn professional tennis,
50,000 come to the circuit,
5000 reach the grand slam,
50 reach Wimbledon,
4 to semi final,
2 to the finals,

When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD “Why me?”.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD “Why me?”
Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u glowing,
But only God Keeps u Going…..
Keep Going…..

બધે જ પડજો પણ પ્રેમ મા પડશો નહી,
ને જો પડો તો પછી રોડણાં રડશો નહી.

પ્રેમ જેવુ કઈ નથી, છે આ બધા લાગણીવેડા,
ઇશ્કની ગજ્ઞલનાં રવાડે ચડશો નહી.
પ્રેમિકા સુખેથી ખાતી હશે ગાજર નો હલ્વો,
ને તમે વીરહ્મા ભુખે મરતા હશો.

કામ કઢાવવાના નુશ્ખાં ગણા હોય છે,
દરેક મિઠા સ્મિત ને પ્રેમ ગણશો નહી,
ભણશો ને ગણશો તો જ શુખ પામશો,
નહિ તર પછી મફત મા પણ ખપશો નહી….

Hey frnds its just for FUN

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, again they NEVER have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.

Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Shayari from boss…
Arz kiya hai…….
Transactions hote hain…
Errors ka sama hota hai….
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai…. (wah wah … wah wah)

Employee’s reply…
Arz kiya hai…….
Appraisal hote hain…
Disappointment ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to Attrition jawan hota hai.
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte…
Ye fasana to Resignation se bayan hota hai…. (wah wah … wah wah)

Ack:- Shyamal.Akruvala

SEVENTEEN:
U LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

SIXTEEN:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU
STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

FIFTEEN:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

FOURTEEN:
YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU’RE WITH THEM

THIRTEEN:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU’RE/THEY’RE AROUND.

ELEVEN:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE
SAME TIME

TEN:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.