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1. You can stare at any Girl…….
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.
12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.
13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.
14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.
15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
16. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.
17. No nonstop nonsense.
18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.
19. No tension.
20. You can be “urself”
21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills……
Sooooo Be aware of Girl Friend….
Ack : – Divya Bajpai
Har khushi hai logo ke Daman me,
Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi.
Din raat daudti duniya mein,
Jindagi ke liye hi waqt nahi. !1!
Maa ki lori ka ehsaas to hai,
par maa ko maa kehne ka waqt nahi.
Saare rishton ko to hum maar chuke,
ab unhe dafnane ka bhi waqt nahi. !2!
Sare naam mobile me hain,
par dosti ke liye waqt nahi.
Gairon ki kya baat kahein,
jab apno ke liye hi waqt nahi. !3!
Aankhon me hai neend badi,
par sone ko waqt nahi.
Dil hai gamo se bhara hua,
par rone ko bhi waqt nahi. !4!
Paison ki daud me aise daude,
ki thakne ko bhi waqt nahi.
Paraye ehsason ki kya kadr karein,
jab apne sapno ke liye hi waqt nahi. !5!
Tu hi bata E zindagi,
is zindagi ka kya hoga,
Ki har pal marane walon ko,
jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi…….!6!
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree
If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her”
If she acts smarter “she think its her right”
If u dont love her she says “iska to pehle say hi 2-3 ladkiyon k
saath chakar hai”
If u love her she says “peeche hi par gayaa hai”
If u dont tell her ur prob she says “u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If u scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds u she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If u break a promise she says “he does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan, main majbour thi”….!!!!!!
1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com
2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com
3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com
4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com
5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com
6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com
7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com
10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com
Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk,and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows.
You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.
Ack :- Vikas Pukale
Do you know the relationship between two eyes..?
BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that’s what’s friendship
But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open ………………………………….
Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Men are just simply happier people, and here is why…
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car Mechanics tell you the truth.
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