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Quotes about friends!!!!

Ack :~ Sachidanand Mall

“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.” –Elbert Hubbard

“Friends are like melons; shall I tell you why? To find one good you must one hundred try.” –Claude Mermet

“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.” –Anonymous

“A friend loves at all times.” –The Bible:

“In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.” –Kahil Gibran

“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.” –Walter Winchell

“A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” –Anonymous

“A faithful friend is the medicine of life.” –Apocrypha

“Count your age with friends but not with years.” –Anonymous

“Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.” –Lois L. Kaufman

“No man is useless while he has a friend.” –Robert Louis Stevenson

“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” –Len Wein

“Good friends are good for your health.” –Irwin Sarason

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” –Doug Larson

Punctuation is powerful

Ack: ~ Vishal Jain

An English professor wrote the words :

” A woman without her man is nothing”

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote:

” A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Punctuation is powerful

Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao. Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste

Your Colleague: Hey!! Kya yahan baitha mail forward karta rahta hai yaar !! Naye packages dekh…. Naye
language seekh. Night out Maar….Fundoo programming kar like me….! Do so! mething cool man !!

You: Achha! To usse Kya hoga .

Your Colleague : Impression!!! Appraisal !!! Har appraisal main tu No 1! Hike in salary !! Extra Stocks

You: Phir kya hoga…

Your Colleague : Project Leader ban jaayega..Phir Project Manager !!! Phir Business Manager ! One day U will be a Director of the Company man !!

You: Acchha to phir kya hoga…

Your Colleague : Abe phir tu aish karega! Koi kaam nahin karna padega ! Araam se office aayega aur MAIL check karega.

You: To ab main kya kar raha hoon????

“Dikhawe pe na jao, apni akal lagao. Programming hai waste, trust only copy-paste “

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An IT Good Morning………..

Ack : ~ Vishal Jain

May your software be bug free in the coming days
May you get on-site opportunities as soon as possible
May your PL or PM stop assigning you work on Friday evenings
May your pay be the best among the industry
May you not learn many more languages in the near future
May you get flood of mails and forwards from everybody
and lastly,
May you see a world beyond coding, de-bugging and delivering

EXTREME OF EVERYTHING

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EXTREME OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other.

EXTREME OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.

EXTREME OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.

EXTREME OF FRUSTRATION:
The email server being down.

EXTREME OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

EXTREME OF ACHIEVEMENT:
A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends and getting a reply.

EXTREME OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself.

EXTREME OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you by some one in the receiving chain.

EXTREME OF BROWSING:
You are swimming in the water tank and shout “F1 F1 F1?” instead of shouting “HELP” when u are unable to swim..

EXTREME OF MY FRIENDSHIP:
I always mail, u don’t.

EXTREME OF HAVING NO WORK:
You reading such mails(posts).

Me and my Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview When my boss
applies for le! ave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Secured IT companies in India

1) Microsoft — Has project till 2050.

2) EDS — Most secured company in india. Not laid off any of its employess even during 2001. Has lots of projects in Defence and financial areas . Basically a gud company to be in. Also called as a retirement company.

3) HP — Dream company. Inhouse and outside projects

4) TCS — A govt. IT company. Secured.

5) ACME — Doing good as ever. Lots of project. Attrition rate is almost negligible. Good work environment..

6) WIPRO — Recently acquired GM project .So doing better.

Firing IT companies in India

1) IBM — Right now this is the most firing and dangerous company for IT professionals. From the last 6 months, this company fired nearly 20% of their employees because of BG check and performance issues. This is most unsecured company from IT professionals point of view. They didn’t have any strategic plans at HR policies regarding employee security.

2) Accenture — This is second top most firing company. This company was also have good firing rate like 15%. This is basically depends upon outsourcing, so there is no job security for an employee in this company.

3) Intel — Recently they started firing of the employees.

4) CTS — Always having firing policies(checking the Educational background and previous employment and also employee performance in work)

5) CSC — Basically not a firing, but be careful about Back ground.

6) Satyam — Basing upon their projects requirement they used to fire the people. Currently they stopped firing. Attrition rate is very high.

7) Patni —- They fired so many employees, currently they are in very mcuh deficiency withe employees. Attrition rate is very high in this company. Not attractive package. So take care before accepting offers from this company.

8) Rsystem —- Work pressure is too much sometimes may be beyond limits. Attrition rate is average. They fired 10% in 2005.

How True Is Your Love

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest??
-It isn’t love, it’s LIKE.

You can’t keep your eyes or hands off of her, am I right??
-It isn’t love, it’s LUST.

Are you proud, and eager to show her off??
-It isn’t love, it’s LUCK.

Do you want her because you know she’s there??

-It isn’t love, it’s LONELINESS.

Are you with her because it’s what everyone wants??

-It isn’t love, it’s LOYALTY.

Are you with her because she kissed you, or held your hand?
-It isn’t love, it’s LOW CONFIDENCE.

Do you stay for her confessions of love, because you don’t want to hurt her?
-It isn’t love, it’s PITY.

Do you belong to her because the sight of her makes your heart skip a beat??
-It isn’t love, it’s INFATUATION.

Do you pardon her faults because you care about her?
-It isn’t love, it’s FRIENDSHIP.

Do you tell her every day she is the only one you think of?
-It isn’t love, it’s a LIE.

Are you willing to give up all of your favorite things for her sake?
-It isn’t love, it’s CHARITY.

Does your heart ache and breaks when she’s sad?
-Then it’s LOVE.

Do you cry for her pain, even when she’s strong?
-Then it’s LOVE.

Do her eyes see your true heart, and touch your soul so deeply it hurts?
-Then it’s LOVE.

Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you to her?
-Then it’s LOVE.

Do you accept her faults because it’s a part of who she is?
-Then it’s LOVE.

Are you attracted to others, but stay with her faithfully without regret??
-Then it’s LOVE.

Would you give her your heart, your life, your death??
-Then it’s LOVE.

Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love?
Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony?

Why is it all we long for? This torture, this powerful death of self?
Why?
The answer is so simple cause it’s…LOVE.

It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well.

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