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Arz Kiya Hai…….

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo
apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao
aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo
woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain
warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain
roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho
mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo
tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai
par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai
aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar
hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo
yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman
tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee
do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee
app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain
warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain
app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style
app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file…

10 great personal style secrets

In our quest for stylish ecstasy, many of us perpetually chase those undefinable fashion rules that will transform our tortured spirits into sensual ‘Christmas trees’. The reality of great style lies in the following pearls of styling astuteness.

1. Attitude all the way

One of the most important secrets to having great style is to have a positive attitude. Whether you are down in the dumps professionally or wish and dream for luscious success, just remember not to let your attitude slither down — be open to the possibility that all will fall into place.

2. Partner with a great stylist

Rarely said but factually known, behind every great businessman is a brilliant stylist. The right stylist will help you make the best lifestyle choices.

Remember, there is no substitute for quality inputs in your overall look and style. A good stylist can make you look like a million bucks. Make it your life’s mission to find a great stylist and stick with him for the long haul.

3. Stylise and re-define your personal style

Know your character and understand what is natural in your look and character; don’t fight it.

Maximise your natural aura and work on making it your signature style. Select a realistic look that works well for you and for your lifestyle.

4. Avoid the temptation to follow the trend chasers

Find comfort in a personal look that works for you. Alter this selectively and slightly, with well-chosen accessories and fashions.

You will feel good once you have conquered and resisted the ever-changing style swings.

5. Invest in the best

If you don’t invest in yourself now and are waiting for an opportunity in the distant future, please wake up. An intelligently designed shirt or a fabulously cut suit can set you apart in an instant.

Limited resources do not mean you can’t have great products, though the reality is that you get what you pay for! Ask your stylist to recommend a well thought out wardrobe and accessories that are compatible with your budget.

6. Know it all

Logical and effortless reflection of knowledge is appealing to all segments of culture. Learn to speak when you have something qualitative to offer.

Current affairs, global news and a deeper understanding of the subject that you specialise in will keep you intellectually stimulated.

7. Your tools are your sword

In this age of ‘technoindianisation’, you are as good as the tools you use.

The right products used improperly are a waste of time and money. Even worse, using the wrong tools can actually scratch your disposition.

Invest in good tools and learn to use them correctly.

8. Pamper yourself

If you don’t plan regular appointments with your hairdresser, or the idea of a custom masseuse sounds ridiculous, think again. A little personal attention can work wonders for your self-esteem — an integral part of looking good.

9. Diet and nourishment

It’s true! The food you eat and the liquids you drink influence the look you project. Your general look depends on a nutritious diet, vitamins, good rest, exercise and lots of water.

Supplement your daily food plan with lots of water, healthy herbal teas and sugar-free fruit juices. Avoid extreme diets and radical food plans. If you must diet, supplement your food plan with vitamins that give you a complete balance of nutrients and herbs.

10. Be prepared for the unexpected, always!

Never take anything for granted or expect much from a good friend — if you do, you will be disappointed.

The answer to our personal style quest is simpler than we imagine and lies in a few simple, sensible steps in the right direction. It is through fashion, design, sense and sensibilities, we realise the truth of da Vinci’s words, that ‘simplicity is the ultimate sophistication’.

One of Best Poem nominated for 2005

Poem by an African !

When I born, I Black,

When I grow up, I Black,

When I go in Sun, I Black,

When I scared, I Black,

When I sick, I Black,

And when I die, I still black…….

And you White fella,

When you born, you Pink,

When you grow up, you White,

When you go in Sun, you Red,

When you cold, you Blue,

When you scared, you Yellow,

When you sick, you Green,

And when you die, you Gray……..

And you calling me Colored ???????????

SLIP OF TONGUE

Ack :~ Kuldip Bhatt

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: – – -silence – –
HUSBAND: “oh shit”

TajMahal 4 bachelor, lover n married

As a Bachelor
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti!

As a Lover
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon,
mumtaz mil gayi hai magar
woh shaadi nahi karti

As a married one
____________________________________
Takdir hai, magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

A STORY ABT “WHY GIRLS R UNPREDICTABLE????

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine “Devi” will come to her dreams & give
her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.
Now it was a day for “Devi” to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask.

And, really a “Devi” comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.
Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can
ask anything you like, but there is one condition.
Girl: Condition!, what is that?
Devi: You have a boy-friend?
Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was
waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt
know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are
agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.
Girl: (After
thinking for some time … ): Yes, I am ready.
Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
world.
Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It’s OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!
Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl in the world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It’s OK.
Devi: Be as you wish.
Devi: Now the
last boon remains.

Girl: O Devi, please give me
a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!
Devi: Be as you wish.
Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world’s
most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.
Moral of the
story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent
than we
believe about them to be. So be careful boys!
Now, girls please stop reading … boys continue till the end of the
mail …..
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Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is
something different than what you all think!
Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl,
being
world’s richest and the most handsome boy.
Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be.

Ack :~ VIMAL

Call me (Perhaps I must have DEAD.)

If one day you feel crying

Call me.

I don’t promise you that…..

I will make you laugh

But I can cry with you.

If one day you want to run away-

Don’t be afraid to call me.

I don’t promise to ask you to stop,

But I can run with you.

If one day you don’t want to listen to

Anybody,

Call me and……..

I promise to be very quit.

But ………

If one day you call and there is no answer….

Come fast to see me

Perhaps I must have “DEAD”.

Ack :~ Jay

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