Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

Month: November 2005 (page 2 of 4)

Human Body Facts

Click Here to read Human Body Facts
Ack : ~ Nehan Sara

Play Tom & Jerry Online

Click Here to play Tom & Jerry
Ack : ~ Gaurav

More Live stuff added to Live.com

Check out the links below to learn more about other Windows Live products–or to join the team that’s bringing Windows Live to life.

Office Live

XBox live

Live Jobs

Jobs Blog

A Wife is a wife, no matter who you are!!

Ack : ~ Chamara, Chathuranga
Wife is a wife,no matter who u r

Life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something,

As I was passing the elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from their bonds but for some reason, they did not.
I saw a trainer near by and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
Well,” he said, “when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it’s enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free.”

I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn’t, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before?

Three fastest means of communication

1.Tele-phone
2.Tele-vision
3.Tell-a-woman…………. Want it still faster? Tell her not to tell “ANY ONE”

Facts of Life

1. At least 5 people in this world
love you so much they would
die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness
to anyone, even if they don’t like you.

5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique.

9. Someone that you don’t know
even exists loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look:
You most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself,
you probably sooner or later will get it.

13. Always remember compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel about them;
you will fell much better when they know.

15. If you have a great friend,
take the time to let them
know that they’re great.

Complete Encyclopedia of Forwards

following link is encyclopedia of all forwards comprising of

1000’s of SARDARJI Jokes

SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

GREAT TO BE AN INDIAN

HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA

QUOTES ABOUT INDIA

SOME BLADE JOKES

Software Jokes

ROBERT JOKES

AMERICANIZATION

ARCHER ………………….and many more

Cilck Here to read the Complete Encyclopedia of Forwards

Good and Clean Jokes

Ack :~ prabhakar padmanaban
January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
u….
R….
always….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit
on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds……
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a

fool…………

I wrote ur name on the sands………….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……………………..
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart………….

i got a HEART ATTACK

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too
much, fell
into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really
works!”

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in
ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I’LL NEVER DRINK water….!!!

when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ……..pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change
it to
exclamatory sentence ..
Student : WOW !

The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….until you fall in
love

SMILE – is a language of love
SMILE – is a source to win hearts…
SMILE – creates greatness in ur personality
SO….
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
sir….

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the
class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

Reliance -TATA

In Last month TATA Indicom introduced — 2 year incoming free mobile whihc doesnt ask u for recharge to receive incmoing calls

It rocked the market

Now Reliance comes with three years

So wait one day u will get for …………. years

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