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Archive for June, 2006

Gujarati Kavita

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Jay Purohit
Dress-maa tame sara lago chho,
Punjabi maa tame pyara lago chho;
Sari-ma koi-di tamne joya nathi,
Maate tame Kunwara lago chho.
Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi
Dil naa dardo ne pinaro shu jane,
prem naa rivajo ne jamano shu jane;
Chhe ketli taklif […]

Taxi No.9211 (ServerDown)

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Sachidanand Mall
kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey server down, down……
hey server down, down……
hmmm kitna kitna, kitna kaafi hai kisko bolo
uske jitna, apni salary ko aise tolo
sabka dharam, ki kam na ho rakam,
saare sapnon mein sikko ka sound,
hey server […]

GBuy - Google online pay service to test this week

( Google and Internet )

Internet search engine Google Inc. is set to introduce a test version of its online-payment service as early as this week.
To attract customers, Google plans to offer an unspecified rebate to people who make online purchases using the service, known as Gbuy, the Journal said.
The service, which would challenge payment options by Ebay […]

Tata Consultancy top Indian software exporter again

( India and TATA )

Tata Consultancy Services Ltd. retained its position as India’s leading exporter of software and related services in rankings announced by the main industry association.
The country’s software and services exports, excluding back-office outsourcing revenue, rose to $17.3 billion in 2005/06 from $13.1 billion in the previous year.
Following are the rankings of the top 20 […]

Horror of Appraisal Letter

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Vaishali Ghogane
There was a contest in a company to write a fictional story for 500 words max which would start with the line “On a dark and foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Bangalore station ”
This is what one professional wrote for the contest……. surprisingly, […]

Men and Women…

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Nirav Desai
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck […]

What is love?

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack:- Sachidanand Mall
What is love?
When you can’t sleep at night
For dreaming and thinking
Praying things right.
What is love?
When you held them so dear
Just heart aches and sighs
Resulting every tear.
What is love?
With the photos still there
Wanting to hold them
Their warmth just to share.
What is love?
When old records still sing
All the old favourites
The memories they bring.
Yes this is […]

Need blood? Just go surfing

( India )

em>Obtaining blood for that crucial operation has just become easier. In fact, you can even source it with a mouseclick.
The Maharashtra state government on Wednesday launched a website providing online access to the services of all blood banks across the state. The website—first of its kind in India—was unveiled at the felicitation ceremony at YB […]

( India )

Obtaining blood for that crucial operation has just become easier. In fact, you can even source it with a mouseclick.
The Maharashtra state government on Wednesday launched a website providing online access to the services of all blood banks across the state. The website—first of its kind in India—was unveiled at the felicitation ceremony at YB […]

Gujarat textbooks hail Hitler

( Ahmedabad and Fun )

BJP rebels may have called Modi a ‘Hitler’ during an anti-Modi protest, but Germany’s infamous dictator continues to be glorified in social science textbooks printed by the Gujarat State Board of School Textbooks.
Last year, a city-based NGO Prashant filed a petition demanding withdrawal of the Class IX textbook representing Adolf Hitler as a nationalist. […]