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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from [...]
As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of food, but no can opener. A day later, the rooms are opened, one-by-one. In the first room, the engineer is snoring, with a battered, opened and emptied can. When asked, he explains that when he got [...]
Parents used to give us Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too!!! Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone saving it!! Which’s better, the former or the latter??? 6 subjects per year, 6 different [...]
Subha Utha , Nahaya …Mast Deo Lagaya… Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya… Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko Main Company Ka Ceo Aur My Dream Girl Was My Pmo. Mann To Kiyan So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun… Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun… Goggles Lagaya Style [...]
Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys? A. ‘Parent keys not found!’ Q. What if your old girl friend spots you with your new one? A. ‘Duplicate value on index!’ Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all? A. ‘Value larger than specified precision!’ Q. What if you try to have [...]
It was probably the April of 1974. Bangalore was getting warm and gulmohars were blooming at the IISc campus. I was the only girl in my postgraduate department and was staying at the ladies’ hostel. Other girls were pursuing research in different departments of Science. I was looking forward to going abroad to complete a doctorate in computer science. [...]
Letter 1 Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Bobby Bobby knew that this wasn’t true. He had not been a very good boy this year, So he tore up the letter and started over. Letter 2 Dear God, This [...]
FoxClocks is an extension for Firefox, Thunderbird and Sunbird that lets you keep an eye on the time around the world – or just your local time – by putting small clocks in your statusbar. Choose from a set of useful standard time formats or create your own – custom formats are easy to create [...]
1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX! 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX!! 3) Qus. : From where are [...]
After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!” “Dad, what are you [...]