Monthly Archives: November 2005

Grt Love Story

Ack :~ Mayur

Do you love someone this much ?
Thanks Dolly for sharing this e-mail.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle…

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself?

It’s bugging me.

In the paper the next day:

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke,
but he didn’t Want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time,
then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Notepad Tricks

This is quiet interesting….
1) Create a folder on the desktop and name it as “Notepad”
2) Open any web page (any) in IE and try to see its view source.
It’s just AMAZING!!!

How Narayanamurthy reached the top of Infosys?

This image spks everything
Infy

Did u know

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6
days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(WOW!)
Damn lucky pig!!!

A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (“Honey,
I’m home. What the.?!”) Hmmm 30 minutes huh?

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a human jumping the length of a football
field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig – can you
imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig …quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump
(OK, so that would be a good
thing………………..)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

55 reply’s when u propose a girl

Ack :~ Arfat Ansari

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her…

1) Nahi……………..???

2) Chiiiii…..Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare…….

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ….

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai….

5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao…

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai….

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo….

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………”

15) “Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu”

16) “Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don’t cheat on me ) ” … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that’s a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don’t think abt all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don’t care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina ne “No” bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one– Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) “What?”

39) “Let’s just stay away from this”

40)

41)

44) My friend in college got one classic reply … “I THINK I’M ENGAGED”

45) “I think, I will have better options in future …”
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

49) “Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?…”she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. …

50) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS….it is said ..

51)hehe I didnt expect that from you….

52)nice joke …

53)tu ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisl gaye…..

54)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil,ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai
and then walks on………….

55)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata paheli bari hai kya koyi baat nahi mein batati hun…

100 keyboard shortcuts

CTRL+C (Copy)
CTRL+X (Cut)
CTRL+V (Paste)
CTRL+Z (Undo)
DELETE (Delete)
SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin)

Ahmedabad Map in ref to Latitude and longitude

Ahmedabad Map in ref to Latitude and longitude

Just change The Latitude and Longitude fields and chk the map of place u want

Hilarious – Sardarji

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

“I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground”.
Signed: “A Sardarji”.

Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying:

“How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son.”
Signed: Another Sardarji

New Orleans vs Mumbai : Proud to be an Indian !

Inches of rain in New Orleans due to hurricane Katrina… 18
Inches of rain in Mumbai (July 27th)…. 37.1

Population of New Orleans… 484,674
Population of Mumbai…. 12,622,500

Deaths in New Orleans within 48 hours of Katrina…100
Deaths in Mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37.

Number of people to be evacuated in new Orleans…entire city..Ooohhh
Number of people evacuated in Mumbai…10,000

Cases of shooting and violence in New Orleans…Countless
Cases of shooting and violence in Mumbai.. NONE

Time taken for US army to reach New Orleans…48hours
Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach Mumbai…12hours

Status 48hours later…New Orleans is still waiting for relief, army and electricity
Status 48hours later.. Mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as usual

USA…world’s most developed nation
India…JUST A DEVELOPING NATION..

Oops…..did I get the last fact wrong??? Or am I just being proud of being an INDIAN?

Google fixes glitch that unleashed flood of porn

A technology glitch temporarily turned Google’s new personal listings service, Google Base, into a vast, virtual red-light district earlier this week.

Launched last week, Google Base is the search company’s foray into free classified listings and other user-generated content. Anyone can use the service to classify and post all kinds of information, from business services and used cars for sale to recipes and photos.

Google Base allows adult content but ………….Read more