If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6
days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes
Damn lucky pig!!!
A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate
while its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (“Honey,
I’m home. What the.?!”) Hmmm 30 minutes huh?
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It’s like a human jumping the length of a football
(30 minutes… lucky pig – can you
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig …quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the
Elephants are the only animals that cannot
(OK, so that would be a good
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure. (What about that pig??)