Ack :~ Nikhil Patel
Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!
Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY .
Elephant: Cheenti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.
Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.
Ant: Haan …. I AM A SANTOOR GIRL…. MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI CHALTA !
Ack : ~ Pratiksha Rao
2005 was when………
when we wrote our last B.E. paper………
when we passed out of college….
when we made new amazing friends…..
when some of us moved to a new city…..
when some of us celebrated our 22nd birthdays…..
when we waved good bye to our buddies leaving to the
states for higher studies…
when some of us fell in love……..
when some of us got married……
when some of us fell out of love
when some of us got hurt
when we would have made mistakes
when we made life descisions…….
when these decisions turned out to be a tragedy
when some of us felt lonely ….
when some of us made an amazing friends in a new city
when some of us would have learnt to be stronger…..
when some of us would have realised that everything
happens for a reason…..
when some of us let out our anger…..
when some of us never opened up to our friends about how
when some of us felt so glad and happy to be the way they are…..
when we go out everyday and meet up with our friends…
when we had serious talks with our dad about our future…..
when we missed each other when we were at hometown………..
when we missed our mom here …..
when we cried for each other …….
When we celebrated our first Christmas with our friends ….
When we were jobless all the time in office ……..
When we walked around the streets late in the night ……
When we put budget for the next month (but strictly not following it)
When we attended those late night calls (only incoming calls)
Last year has taken us through all our ups and downs
we faced in our life…
2006…….one more year …..a year to….
To find our life partner (might be)
to let people know how much u care…
to learn from our mistakes…….
to cry when we are feeling down…..
to follow our dreams…….
to fight against everything for our dreams to come true…..
to be more confident………
to be more strong at heart and mind…..
to enrich our knowledge………
to make others happy….
Lets take each day as it comes……..
Forget about the downs we came across in the past year……..
And remember every lesson we learnt through them……..
Lets Enjoy Life to The Fullest…………
Lets Be thankful for every day…..
All The Very Best For The Year to Come…..
WE guys are goin to definitly Rock this year……..
Ack :~ Alpi Mantri
There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a “Thank You” Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves theshop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another “Thank you” Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there……
A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut… with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel
Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo
apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao
aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo
woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain
warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain
roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho
mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo
tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai
par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai
aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar
hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo
yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman
tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee
do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee
app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain
warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain
app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style
app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file…
Google SMS (Short Message Service) enables you to send queries as text messages over your mobile phone or device and easily get precise answers to your questions
Ack :~ Mehek
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News.com recently reported more information about Yahoo entering Google’s AdSense territory.
Yahoo is already building an opt-in notification list for publishers that are interested in their “upcoming programs.” Get on the list NOW to be notified when Yahoo rolls out their own AdSense-like program.
Wow, an opt-in notification list. I wonder if Yahoo watched the Traffic Secrets roll-out.