Monthly Archives: October 2005

Prevention is better than cure……………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prevention is better than cure……………………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy diwali

Aapko DEEPAVALI ke sbhubh avsar par…..
Chandragupt Ki Shakti
Meerabai Ki Bhakti
Ram Ka Gyan
Karan Ka Daan
Einstein Ki Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
Gandhi Ki Ahinsa
India Ki Parampara
Vajpayee Ki Maryada
Nizaam Ki Sampada
Michael Jordan Ki Salary
Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
Microsoft Ke Share
Rupiyo Ke Dher
Tata Ke Senses
Ambani Ke Licenses
Birla Ka Bangla
Daler Ka Bhangra
Amitabh Ki Style
Madhuri Ki Smile
Shahrukh Ki Personality
Aishwarya Ki Popularity
World tour Ka Ticket
Tendulkar Ka Wicket
Administrator Ke Passwords
Jokes Ke Forwards
Mercedez Ki Car
Diamond Ka Haar
Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho…
Wish you a Happy New Year

wonderful IMAGE

Chk this image its really good one
Fantastic image

A-Z of Frndship

A Friend …

Accepts you as you are.

Believes in you.

Calls you just to say “hi.”

Doesn’t give up on you.

Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).

Forgives your mistakes.

Gives unconditionally.

Helps you.

Invites you over.

Just likes being with you.

Keeps you close at heart.

Loves you for who you are.

Makes a difference in your life.

Never judges you.

Offers support.

Picks you up.

Quiets your fears.

Raises your spirits.

Says nice things about you.

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.

Understands you.

Values you.

Walks beside you.

X-plains things you don’t understand.

Yells when you won’t listen.
Zaps you back to reality.

SOURCE :D iwan

This is the Software life …………….

This is the Software life …………….

You cry as much as you can, but nobody to hear you.

There are 2 persons always next to you :

1 – The PM(Project Manager), giving a pleasant smile everytime we see him/HER.

2 – The TL(Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for us ….. and busy in his world

SOURCE : Vishal Jain

::::::::::FRIENDSHIP MEANS?:::::::::::::::::::

FRIENDSHIP MEANS BEAUTY OF A HUMAN

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIKE GOLDS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS FRESH FLOWER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS FEELING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS HAPPINESS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS PLEASED

FRIENDSHIP MEANS SHARING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS THINKING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS SUGGESTION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CONNECTION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS WASTING TIME

FRIENDSHIP MEANS KILLER OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TEASING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS JOKING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD RELATIONSHIP

FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD PARTNER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CALLING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LEAVING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TIME PASS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS INVESTIGATE

FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A PART OF LIFE

FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A NICE THING

FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A RIVER

FRIENDSHIP MEANS WINDS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS VERY SENSITIVE RELATION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TREES OF FOOD

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TASTE THAN SUGAR

FRIENDSHIP MEANS CONSIDERATION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS INVITATION

FRIENDSHIP MEANS UNDER PAR

FRIENDSHIP MEANS WELLNESS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS UNTRACEABLE THING

FRIENDSHIP MEANS TEAR DROPS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS A HOPEFUL SMILEY

FRIENDSHIP MEANS ChiragMehta & U

SOURCE : Raz

Mouse Tricks

chage postion of ur mouse over the dolls to see the mouse tricks

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.

- Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?

- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

TYPICAL…. BOLLYWOOD…DIALOUGES

“Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai
Kuttay !!”

‘Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai’

“Mere paas meri mari maa ka ashirwad hai.”

“Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein

phhek de”

“Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti”

“Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta”

“Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai”

“Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de”

“Nahin … Basanti in Kuttoan ke saamne mat naachna”

“Khabardaar jo Mujhe haath bhee lagaya”

“Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …”

“Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu….”

“Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay bhai ho.”

Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are!

One day a father and his rich family took his son to a trip to the country
with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be.

They spent a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family.
“Son, How was the trip?”, father asked after the trip.
“Very good Dad!”

“Did you see how poor people can be?” the father asked.
“Yeah!”, the son smiled.

“And what did you learn?”
The son answered,

“I saw that we have a dog at home,
and they have four……

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of the garden,
they have a creek that has no end…..

We have imported lamps in the garden,
they have the stars….

Our patio reaches to the front yard, they have a whole horizon.”

When the little boy was finishing, his father was speechless.

His son added, “Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are!”