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Month: November 2005 (page 4 of 4)

Doubt In Mahabharata…!

November 9, 2005 / / 1 Comment

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’
part of it.

Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
poisoning… Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one is born…”

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: “Ramu bete,
whole india does not have doubt in
mahabharata then how come u have one?” Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew
that Devaki’s 8th
child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT ‘VASUDEV’ AND’ DEVAKI ‘ IN THE SAME JAIL ???

Masterji fainted…………………….

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How to put the right person in the right chair?

November 9, 2005 / / 2 Comments

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the
right person for the right chair? If yes, try this
simple experiment.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a
closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3
candidates into the room and close it from outside.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then
analyze the situation:

If they are counting and recounting the number of
bricks – PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.

If they are arranging the bricks in some other order –
PUT THEM IN PLANNING.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other –
PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

If they are sleeping –
PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces –
PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.

If they are sitting idle –
PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

If they have thrown the bricks out of the window –
PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.

If they are clinging onto the bricks –
PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has moved –
PUT THEM IN SALES.

If they have already left for the day –
PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

If they are staring out of the window –
PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.

AND last but not least……….

If they are talking to each other and not a brick has
moved – PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT

Aashq Banaya Aapne Ringtones (Monophonic)

November 9, 2005 / / 0 Comments
    Aap Ki Kashish (Tempo 112 bpm )

4*#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 2#, 38, 28#, (hold 1), 9#, 3, 29#, 4#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 28#, 3, 4#, 38, 2#, 49#, 3, 29#, 2#, 38, 49#, 3, 28#, 7**, 1*#, 7**, 699#, 488#, 4#, 5#, 78, (hold 1), 9*#, 7**, 59#

    Aashiq Banaya Aapne (Tempo 90 bpm )

18*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 28#, 3, 29#, 18#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 48#, 29#, 1#, 78**, 199*#, 788**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 29#, 28#, 29#, 2#, 18#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 2#, 29#, 28#, 4#, 39, 28#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 199*#

    Dillagi Mein Jo Beet (Tempo 140 bpm )

38*, 6, (hold 6), 9, 5, 48#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, 3, 3, 6, (hold 6), 9, 58, 4#, 4#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, (hold 3), 9, 7**, 6, 5, 68, 7, 7, 69, 78, 59, 6, 78, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 1*#, 7**, 6, 59

    Dilnashin Dilnashin (Tempo 125 bpm )

5#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7 (hold 1), *#, (hold 1)#, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2)#, 1#, (hold 1)#, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4)#, (hold 7), 6, 599#, 58#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7, (hold 1), *#, (hold 1), #, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2), #, 1#, (hold 1) #, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4), #, (hold 7), 6, 599#

    Mar Jawan Mit Jawan (Tempo 100 bpm )

788, 7, 79, 7, 78, 7, 79, 18*#, 7**, 69, 7, 78, 3*, (hold 1), 99#, (hold 4), 8#, 3, 18#, 499#, 38, 1#, 18#, 4#, 4, 4#, 39, 1#, 19#, (hold 2)#, (hold 3), 8, 38, 19#, 19#, 18#, 6**, 6, 79, 788, 7, 69, 78, 1*#, 19#, 79**

Next version of “BUNTY aur BABLI”

November 8, 2005 / / 1 Comment

Buntu aur BUbly II

Googlism for: chirag

November 4, 2005 / / 0 Comments

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