Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

Month: January 2006 (page 4 of 4)

Roles in Heaven

Ack : ~ Hussain Ladha

Brahma
Systems Installation

Vishnu
Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati
Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh
Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada
Data transfer

Yama
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras
Downloadable Viruses

Devas
Mainframe Programmers

Surya
Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas
In house Hackers

Ravan
Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan
Zombie Process

Lakshman
Support Software and Backup

Hanuman
Linux/s390

Vaali
MS Windows

Sugreeva
DOS

Jatayu
Firewall

Dronacharya
System Programmer

Vishwamitra
Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni
Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu
Trainee Programmer

Draupadi
Motivation & Team building

Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana
Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna
Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++

Gandhari
Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Picture to ASCII translator:

Ack : ~ Chaitanya
If u want to generate ascii text of ur photo, try this site
Chk This site its really Good one

Click Here to try

Do you know how to scare Software Professionals

Do u know how to Scare Software Professional

How files move in Govt Office

How files move in Govt Office

The Mysterious Thing Called LOVE …

Ack : ~ Ram Kumar Chandak

If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn’t choose to rest in the other person’s heart.

If you find someone else in love with you and you don’t love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return, do not take advantage, do not cause pain.

How you deal with love is how you deal with you, and all our hearts feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different.

If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time .

Remember that you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away.

Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in anyway you can. There is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long without love, they understand love only as a need. They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and they begin to look at love as something that flows to them rather than from them.

The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as need. They cease to be someone who generates love and instead become someone who seeks love.

They forget that the secret of love is that it is a gift, and that it can be made to grow only by giving it away.

Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it, or reason it into saying. You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you can do and there is nothing you should do.

Love always has been and always will be a mystery. Be glad that it came to live for a moment in your life.

Tennis to get a boost with Hawkeye technology

MUMBAI: This is a move aimed at boosting the accuracy of line calls during a tennis event.

A technology ‘Hawk-Eye Officiating’ will be used for the first time ever at a major men’s tennis tournament. It makes its debut appearance as the “Eagle Eye by Barclaysâ€? at this year’s Masters Tennis tournament at the Royal Albert Hall.

The technology, which uses cameras to track the ball’s trajectory and sends information to a virtual reality machine, has been used at Grand Slam and ATP Tennis Masters Series events for the past three years, but only on television as an analytical tool for the commentary teams.

Following approval from the International Tennis Federation (ITF) it will be used to aid umpires with disputed line calls. This is something that may add a new dimension to four-time champion John McEnroe’s vociferous objections on-court at the Royal Albert Hall.

Hawk-Eye system founder Paul Hawkins said, “Calling lines is a tough job – everyone wants it to be the players’ ability that decides the outcome of a match and now Hawk-Eye can help make that happen.�

Masters favourite John McEnroe said, “I’m all for it, it’s about time it was introduced. Once again the Champions Tour is leading the way in innovations in the tennis circuit.�

Source : ~ IndianTelevision

Google To Supply Search For Opera’s Mobile Browsers

Google will supply the default search function for Opera Software’s mobile browsers, the company said Thursday. Opera Software supplies two separate browsers for mobile and wireless devices.

In a statement, Opera said: “Google will be the default search partner for the mobile browsers: Opera Mobile and Opera Mini.”

Opera Software’s Opera Mini browser, a mobile browser is due for formal unveiling next month.

“It’s of great importance to have a search partner on board before the announcement,” said Christian Jebsen, Opera’s COO, said in a telephone interview Thursday. “We’ve been exploring different ways to make the product user-friendly. If you press the 9 (button), it takes you right to Google for searching.”

Jebsen said users of Opera Mini can still use the more established way of accessing a search engine, simply by calling up book-marked search engines. He noted that Opera is comfortable with Google as a partner because it has had a good working relationship with the search colossus for several years.

While Opera has not been charging users for its Mini browser, Jebsen said the firm has been exploring revenue-generating options and the arrangement with Google should eventually bear fruit in that regard.

Opera Software supplies two major browsers for mobile and wireless devices. Earlier this month, Opera quietly released a preview of its Opera Mini. Early user reaction has generally been complementary. Complete details will be reported at next month’s unveiling of Opera Mini.

The Mini version operates on WAP-equipped cell phones, while the more robust Opera Mobile version is generally offered as an add-on to mobile and wireless devices for a small user fee.

Opera has been battling rumors of an acquisition by Google. Earlier this week, Opera put down more rumors of an acquisition by Microsoft by saying it was not for sale.

Source : ~ Information week

Happy New Year in 350 different Languages

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Acholi – Mot ki Yomcwing Botwo Me Mwaka Manyen

Adhola – Wafayo Chamo Mbaga & Bothi Oro Manyeni

Aeka- Keremisi jai be

Afrikaans – Geseende Kerfees en ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar

Ahtna – C’ehwggelnen Dzaenh

Aklanon – Malipayon nga Paskwa ag Mahigugmaon nga Bag-ong Dag-on
Albanian – Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!

Aleut – Kamgan Ukudigaa

Alsatian – E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr!

Alur – Wafoyo Kado Oro & Wafoyo Tundo Oro manyeni

Alutiiq – Spraasnikam & Amlertut Kiaget!

Amharic – Melkam Yelidet Beaal

Amuesha – Yomprocha’ ya’ nataya

Angami – U kenei Christmas mu teicie kes a-u sie teicie
kesa-u sie niepete keluo shuzaie we

Apache (Western) – Gozhqq Keshmish

Arabic – I’D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida

Aragonese – Nabidà! & Goyosa Añ ada benién.

Aramaic – Edo bri’cho o rish d’shato brich’to!

Aranés – Bon Nadau!

Arawak – Aba satho niw jari da’wisida bon

Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Soorp Janunt

Aromanian – Crã ciunu hã riosu shi unu anu nã u, bunu!

Araucanian – Wi tripantu in che

Asturian – Bones Navidaes & Gayoleru anu nuevu!

Assamese – Rongaali Bihur xubhessaa lobo

Ata – Maroyan na Pasko woy kaopia-an ng Bag-ong Tuig kaniyo’t langon mga sulod

Aukan – Wi e winsi i wan bun nyun yali

Aymara – Sooma Nawira-ra

Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun

Bafut – Mboni Chrismen & Mboni Alooyefee

Bahasa/Malaysia – Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru

Bamoun – Poket Kristmet & Poket lum mfe

Banen – Enganda ye hiono mes & Hion Hios Hes

Bandang – Mbung Mbung Krismie & Mbung Mbung Ngouh Suiie

Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!

Bassa – Ngand Nwi Lam & Mwi Lam

Batak Karo – Mejuah-juah Ketuahen Natal

Bemba – Kristu abe nenu muli ino nshiku nkulu ya Mwezi

Belorussian – Winshuyu sa Svyatkami i z Novym godam!

Bengali – Shuvo Baro Din – Shuvo Nabo Barsho

Bhojpuri – Naya Sal Mubarak Ho

Bicolano – Maugmang Capascuhan asin Masaganang Ba-gong Taon!

Bislama – Mi wisim yufala eerywan one gutfala Krismas & mo wan hapi New Year long

Blaan – Pye duh di kaut Kristo klu munt ug Felemi Fali!

Blackfoot – I’Taamomohkatoyiiksistsikomi

Bohemian/Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a Stastny novy rok

Brahui – Arkas caik xuda are

Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloav ezh mat

Bulgarian – Chestita Koleda i Shtastliva Nova Godina

Bulu – Duma e bo’o

Bura – e be Zambe e Usa ma ka Kirisimassu

Catalan – Bon Nadal i feliç any nou!

Cantonese – Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok

Carib – Sirito kypoton ra’a

Carrier – Zoo dungwel & Soocho nohdzi doghel

Carolinian – Ameseighil ubwutiiwel Layi Luugh me raagh fee

Cebuano – Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!

Chamorro – Filis Pasgua & Filis Anu Nuebo

Chaha Bogem h n mh m & Boxem as nana-h m

Chamba – Wi na ge nyare Su dome Kirismass

Cherokee – Danistayohihv & Aliheli’sdi Itse Udetiyvsadisv

Cheyenne – Hoesenestotse & Aa’e Emona’e

Chichewa – Moni Wa Chikondwelero Cha Kristmasi

Chiga – Mwebare khuhika – Ha Noel

Choctaw – Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito

Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth

Corsican – Bon Natale e Bon capu d’ annu

Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi

Creek – Afvcke Nettvcakorakko

Creole/Seychelles – Bonn e Erez Ane

Croatian – Sretan Bozic

Dagbani – Ni ti Burunya Chou & Mi ti yuun

Damara/Nama – Khiza

Danish – Glæ delig Jul og godt nytÃ¥ r

Dibabawon – Marayaw na Pasko aw Bag-ong Tui g kaniyo tibo na mga soon

Dinka – Miet puou yan dhiedh Banyda tene Yin

Dine/Navajo – Ya’at’eeh Keshmish

Divehi – Ufaaveri aa ahareh

Dschang – Chrismi a lekah Nguo Suieh

Duri – Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak

Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!

Egyptian – Colo sana wintom tiebeen

English – Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

Eritrean – Rehus-Beal-Ledeat

Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon & Bonan Novjaron

Estonian – Rõõ msaid Jõ ulupühi ja Head uut aastat Éwé – Blunya na wo

Ewondo – Mbemde abog abyali nti! Mbembe Mbu!

Faroese – Gledhilig jó l og eydnurikt ný ggj ár!

Fali – Use d’h Krismass

Farsi – Sal-e no mubarak

Fijian – Me Nomuni na marau ni siga ni sucu dei na yabaki vou

Finnish – Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua – 0nnellista uutta vuotta

Flemish – Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar

French – Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!

Friulian – Bon Nadâl e Bon An Gnûf

Fulfulde – Jabbama be salla Kirismati

Gaddang – Mangamgam Bawa a dawun sikua diaw amin

Galician – Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo

Gari – !Soalokia God i gotu vasau, mi lao ke ba na rago vanigira ara dou i matana!

Gciriku – Mfiyawidi yaKrisimisa & Marago ghaMwaka waUpe

Georgian – Gilotsavt Krist’es Shobas & Gilosavt akhal ts’els

German – Frö hliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Gikuyu – Gia na Thigukuu njega Na MwakaM weru wi Gikeno

Gitskan – Hisgusgitxwsim Ha’niisgats Christ gankl Ama Sii K’uuhl!

Golin – Yesu kule nongwa kaun umaribe ongwa ena mone di mile wai wen milo

Greek – Kala Christougenna Ki’eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos

Greenlandic – Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit

Guahibo – Pexania Navidadmatacabi piginia pexaniapejanawai paxainaename

Guambiano – Navidadwan Tabig tugagunrrigay & Sru pilawan kasrag utunrrigay

Guarani – Avyaitete ahi ko Tupa ray arape qyrai Yy Kapyryin rira

Guarayu – Imboeteipri tasecoi Tupa i vave! & Ivve ava Tupa rembiaisu toyuvirecoi turpi oyeaisusa pipe!

Gujarati – Natal ni shub kaamnao & Saal Mubarak

Gwere – Osusuku Omusa & Masuke Omwaka

Gwich’in – Drin tsal zhit shoh ohlii & Drin Choo zhit zhoh ohlii

Han – Drin tsul zhit sho ahlay & Drin Cho zhit sho ahlay

Hausa – Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!

Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Haya – Waihuka na Noeli & Waihhuka n ‘Omwaka

Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova

Heiban – Ati kalo gathje uwa gigih

Herero- Okresmesa ombwa Ombura ombe ombwa

Hiligaynon – Malipayon nga paskua & Malipayon Nga Bag-ong tuig

Hindi – Shubh Naya Baras

Holo – Seng-tan khoai-lok!

Hmong – Nyob Zoo Xyoo Tahiab

Hungarian – Kellemes kará csonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet!
Hungduan – Maphon au nitungawan. Apo Dios Kituwen baron di toon

Iban – Selamat Ari Krismas enggau Taun Baru

Ibanag – nga Pascua

Icelandic – Gleð ileg Jó l og Farsaelt Komandi á r!

Igbo – Ekelere m gi maka Keresimesi na ubochi izizi afo ozo

Ikiribati – Te Mauri, Te Raoi ao Te Tabomoa nakoimi nte Kirimati ao te Ririki ae Bou

Ilocano – Naimbag a Pascua ken Naragsac nga Baro nga Tawen!

Imbongu – Gotenga malo Jisasi Karaist

Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru

Inupiaq – Annaurri Aniruq & Paglaun Ukiutchiaq

Inupiatun – Quvianaq Agaayuniqpak

Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah

Irish – Nollaig Shona Dhuit

Iroquois – Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson homungradon nagwutut & Ojenyunyat osrasay

Italian – Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo

Japanese – Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Javanese – Sugeng Natal lan warsa enggal

Jèrriais – Bouan Noué et Bouanne Année

Kabyle – Assegwas ameggaz

Kadazan – Kotobian Tadau Do Krimas om Toun Vagu

Kahua – Na vagevageha surireua na Kirisimasi ma na harisi naoru

Kala Lagaw Ya – Ngi ngayka Koei trimal Kaz

Kambaata – eman haaro wegga illisholce

Kamba – Ithiwa na Kisimsi Kiseo & Na Mwaka Mweu Museo

Kannada – Hosa Varushada Subhasayagalu

Karelian – Rastawanke Sinun, Uvven Vuvenke Sinun

Kaqchiquel – Dios tik’ujie’ avik’in

Kashmiri – Christmas Id Mubarak

Kawalib – Amirnar Krismas Gi

Khasi – Krismas basuk & Snem thymmai basuk

Kinyarwanda – Umunsi Mwiza

Kirundi – Noeli Nziza & Umwaka Mwiza

Kom – Isangle Krismen & Isangle beng i fue

Friendship Poem

Ack : ~ Shreyans Gupta

In a friendship
We’re free to expose,
Parts of ourselves nobody else knows.
But the thing that sustains it
And sets it apart,
Its not something spoken
It’s a bond of the heart.
True friends are rare
In a lifetime two or three, but
I’m so glad it happened
Between you all and me!

Newer posts