What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? – Justbeer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? – Justone Singh.

What do you call a sikh female’s boyfriend? – Her-Pal Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ? – IK-BAL Singh

What do you call a sardar looking for happiness? – KHUSH-WANT Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water? – Jalandhar Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water and able to breath also?- Jalandhar Singh Gill.

Bengali who talks much – Chatter-jee

Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off – B. Reddy

One who can’t be steady after a drink – P. K. Girpade