A Law teacher once came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fee. The student struck a deal saying, “I would pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court”. Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and the teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded the deal and
pushed forward the days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.

The teacher put forward his argument saying: “If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me. And if I lose the case, the student will still have to pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money.” Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: “If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don’t have to pay anything to the teacher. And if I lose the case, I don’t have to pay him because I haven’t won my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything.”

So guys,….. wat do u think? Who is correct? the teacher or the student?

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Acholi – Mot ki Yomcwing Botwo Me Mwaka Manyen

Adhola – Wafayo Chamo Mbaga & Bothi Oro Manyeni

Aeka- Keremisi jai be

Afrikaans – Geseende Kerfees en ‘n gelukkige nuwe jaar

Ahtna – C’ehwggelnen Dzaenh

Aklanon – Malipayon nga Paskwa ag Mahigugmaon nga Bag-ong Dag-on
Albanian – Gëzuar Krishlindjet Vitin e Ri!

Aleut – Kamgan Ukudigaa

Alsatian – E gueti Wïnâchte & E glecklichs Nej Johr!

Alur – Wafoyo Kado Oro & Wafoyo Tundo Oro manyeni

Alutiiq – Spraasnikam & Amlertut Kiaget!

Amharic – Melkam Yelidet Beaal

Amuesha – Yomprocha’ ya’ nataya

Angami – U kenei Christmas mu teicie kes a-u sie teicie
kesa-u sie niepete keluo shuzaie we

Apache (Western) – Gozhqq Keshmish

Arabic – I’D Miilad Said ous Sana Saida

Aragonese – Nabidà! & Goyosa Añ ada benién.

Aramaic – Edo bri’cho o rish d’shato brich’to!

Aran̩s РBon Nadau!

Arawak – Aba satho niw jari da’wisida bon

Armenian – Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Soorp Janunt

Aromanian РCṛ ciunu ḥ riosu shi unu anu ṇ u, bunu!

Araucanian – Wi tripantu in che

Asturian – Bones Navidaes & Gayoleru anu nuevu!

Assamese – Rongaali Bihur xubhessaa lobo

Ata – Maroyan na Pasko woy kaopia-an ng Bag-ong Tuig kaniyo’t langon mga sulod

Aukan – Wi e winsi i wan bun nyun yali

Aymara – Sooma Nawira-ra

Azeri – Tezze Iliniz Yahsi Olsun

Bafut – Mboni Chrismen & Mboni Alooyefee

Bahasa/Malaysia – Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahun Baru

Bamoun – Poket Kristmet & Poket lum mfe

Banen – Enganda ye hiono mes & Hion Hios Hes

Bandang – Mbung Mbung Krismie & Mbung Mbung Ngouh Suiie

Basque – Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!

Bassa – Ngand Nwi Lam & Mwi Lam

Batak Karo – Mejuah-juah Ketuahen Natal

Bemba – Kristu abe nenu muli ino nshiku nkulu ya Mwezi

Belorussian – Winshuyu sa Svyatkami i z Novym godam!

Bengali – Shuvo Baro Din – Shuvo Nabo Barsho

Bhojpuri – Naya Sal Mubarak Ho

Bicolano – Maugmang Capascuhan asin Masaganang Ba-gong Taon!

Bislama – Mi wisim yufala eerywan one gutfala Krismas & mo wan hapi New Year long

Blaan – Pye duh di kaut Kristo klu munt ug Felemi Fali!

Blackfoot – I’Taamomohkatoyiiksistsikomi

Bohemian/Czech – Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a Stastny novy rok

Brahui – Arkas caik xuda are

Breton – Nedeleg laouen na bloav ezh mat

Bulgarian – Chestita Koleda i Shtastliva Nova Godina

Bulu – Duma e bo’o

Bura – e be Zambe e Usa ma ka Kirisimassu

Catalan РBon Nadal i feli̤ any nou!

Cantonese – Seng Dan Fai Lok, Sang Nian Fai Lok

Carib – Sirito kypoton ra’a

Carrier – Zoo dungwel & Soocho nohdzi doghel

Carolinian – Ameseighil ubwutiiwel Layi Luugh me raagh fee

Cebuano – Malipayong Pasko ug Bulahang Bag-ong Tuig!

Chamorro – Filis Pasgua & Filis Anu Nuebo

Chaha Bogem h n mh m & Boxem as nana-h m

Chamba – Wi na ge nyare Su dome Kirismass

Cherokee – Danistayohihv & Aliheli’sdi Itse Udetiyvsadisv

Cheyenne – Hoesenestotse & Aa’e Emona’e

Chichewa – Moni Wa Chikondwelero Cha Kristmasi

Chiga – Mwebare khuhika – Ha Noel

Choctaw – Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito

Cornish – Nadelik looan na looan blethen noweth

Corsican – Bon Natale e Bon capu d’ annu

Cree – Mitho Makosi Kesikansi

Creek – Afvcke Nettvcakorakko

Creole/Seychelles – Bonn e Erez Ane

Croatian – Sretan Bozic

Dagbani – Ni ti Burunya Chou & Mi ti yuun

Damara/Nama – Khiza

Danish – Glæ delig Jul og godt nytÃ¥ r

Dibabawon – Marayaw na Pasko aw Bag-ong Tui g kaniyo tibo na mga soon

Dinka – Miet puou yan dhiedh Banyda tene Yin

Dine/Navajo – Ya’at’eeh Keshmish

Divehi – Ufaaveri aa ahareh

Dschang – Chrismi a lekah Nguo Suieh

Duri – Christmas-e- Shoma Mobarak

Dutch – Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!

Egyptian – Colo sana wintom tiebeen

English – Merry Christmas & Happy New Year

Eritrean – Rehus-Beal-Ledeat

Esperanto – Gajan Kristnaskon & Bonan Novjaron

Estonian – Rõõ msaid Jõ ulupühi ja Head uut aastat Éwé – Blunya na wo

Ewondo – Mbemde abog abyali nti! Mbembe Mbu!

Faroese – Gledhilig jó l og eydnurikt ný ggj ár!

Fali – Use d’h Krismass

Farsi – Sal-e no mubarak

Fijian – Me Nomuni na marau ni siga ni sucu dei na yabaki vou

Finnish – Hyvää Joulua or Hauskaa Joulua – 0nnellista uutta vuotta

Flemish – Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaar

French – Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année!

Frisian – Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!

Friulian – Bon Nadâl e Bon An Gnûf

Fulfulde – Jabbama be salla Kirismati

Gaddang – Mangamgam Bawa a dawun sikua diaw amin

Galician – Bon Nadal e Bo Ani Novo

Gari – !Soalokia God i gotu vasau, mi lao ke ba na rago vanigira ara dou i matana!

Gciriku – Mfiyawidi yaKrisimisa & Marago ghaMwaka waUpe

Georgian – Gilotsavt Krist’es Shobas & Gilosavt akhal ts’els

German – Frö hliche Weihnachten und ein glückliches Neues Jahr!

Gikuyu – Gia na Thigukuu njega Na MwakaM weru wi Gikeno

Gitskan – Hisgusgitxwsim Ha’niisgats Christ gankl Ama Sii K’uuhl!

Golin – Yesu kule nongwa kaun umaribe ongwa ena mone di mile wai wen milo

Greek – Kala Christougenna Ki’eftihismenos O Kenourios Chronos

Greenlandic – Juullimi Ukiortaassamilu Pilluarit

Guahibo – Pexania Navidadmatacabi piginia pexaniapejanawai paxainaename

Guambiano – Navidadwan Tabig tugagunrrigay & Sru pilawan kasrag utunrrigay

Guarani – Avyaitete ahi ko Tupa ray arape qyrai Yy Kapyryin rira

Guarayu – Imboeteipri tasecoi Tupa i vave! & Ivve ava Tupa rembiaisu toyuvirecoi turpi oyeaisusa pipe!

Gujarati – Natal ni shub kaamnao & Saal Mubarak

Gwere – Osusuku Omusa & Masuke Omwaka

Gwich’in – Drin tsal zhit shoh ohlii & Drin Choo zhit zhoh ohlii

Han – Drin tsul zhit sho ahlay & Drin Cho zhit sho ahlay

Hausa – Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!

Hawaiian – Mele Kalikimaka & Hauoli Makahiki Hou

Haya – Waihuka na Noeli & Waihhuka n ‘Omwaka

Hebrew – Mo’adim Lesimkha. Shanah Tova

Heiban – Ati kalo gathje uwa gigih

Herero- Okresmesa ombwa Ombura ombe ombwa

Hiligaynon – Malipayon nga paskua & Malipayon Nga Bag-ong tuig

Hindi – Shubh Naya Baras

Holo – Seng-tan khoai-lok!

Hmong – Nyob Zoo Xyoo Tahiab

Hungarian – Kellemes kará csonyi ünnepeket és Boldog újévet!
Hungduan – Maphon au nitungawan. Apo Dios Kituwen baron di toon

Iban – Selamat Ari Krismas enggau Taun Baru

Ibanag – nga Pascua

Icelandic – Gleð ileg Jó l og Farsaelt Komandi á r!

Igbo – Ekelere m gi maka Keresimesi na ubochi izizi afo ozo

Ikiribati – Te Mauri, Te Raoi ao Te Tabomoa nakoimi nte Kirimati ao te Ririki ae Bou

Ilocano – Naimbag a Pascua ken Naragsac nga Baro nga Tawen!

Imbongu – Gotenga malo Jisasi Karaist

Indonesian – Selamat Hari Natal & Selamat Tahun Baru

Inupiaq – Annaurri Aniruq & Paglaun Ukiutchiaq

Inupiatun – Quvianaq Agaayuniqpak

Iraqi – Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah

Irish – Nollaig Shona Dhuit

Iroquois – Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson homungradon nagwutut & Ojenyunyat osrasay

Italian – Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo

Japanese – Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu Omedeto

Javanese – Sugeng Natal lan warsa enggal

J̬rriais РBouan Nou̩ et Bouanne Ann̩e

Kabyle – Assegwas ameggaz

Kadazan – Kotobian Tadau Do Krimas om Toun Vagu

Kahua – Na vagevageha surireua na Kirisimasi ma na harisi naoru

Kala Lagaw Ya – Ngi ngayka Koei trimal Kaz

Kambaata – eman haaro wegga illisholce

Kamba – Ithiwa na Kisimsi Kiseo & Na Mwaka Mweu Museo

Kannada – Hosa Varushada Subhasayagalu

Karelian – Rastawanke Sinun, Uvven Vuvenke Sinun

Kaqchiquel – Dios tik’ujie’ avik’in

Kashmiri – Christmas Id Mubarak

Kawalib – Amirnar Krismas Gi

Khasi – Krismas basuk & Snem thymmai basuk

Kinyarwanda – Umunsi Mwiza

Kirundi – Noeli Nziza & Umwaka Mwiza

Kom – Isangle Krismen & Isangle beng i fue

Ack :~ Alpi Mantri

There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:

I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a “Thank You” Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves theshop.The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another “Thank you” Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.

A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there……

A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut… with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.

Ack : ~ Nikhil Patel

Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo
apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao
aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo
woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain
warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain
roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho
mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo
tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai
par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai
aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar
hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo
yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman
tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee
do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee
app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain
warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain
app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style
app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file…

Ack :~ Mehek

In our quest for stylish ecstasy, many of us perpetually chase those undefinable fashion rules that will transform our tortured spirits into sensual ‘Christmas trees’. The reality of great style lies in the following pearls of styling astuteness.

1. Attitude all the way

One of the most important secrets to having great style is to have a positive attitude. Whether you are down in the dumps professionally or wish and dream for luscious success, just remember not to let your attitude slither down — be open to the possibility that all will fall into place.

2. Partner with a great stylist

Rarely said but factually known, behind every great businessman is a brilliant stylist. The right stylist will help you make the best lifestyle choices.

Remember, there is no substitute for quality inputs in your overall look and style. A good stylist can make you look like a million bucks. Make it your life’s mission to find a great stylist and stick with him for the long haul.

3. Stylise and re-define your personal style

Know your character and understand what is natural in your look and character; don’t fight it.

Maximise your natural aura and work on making it your signature style. Select a realistic look that works well for you and for your lifestyle.

4. Avoid the temptation to follow the trend chasers

Find comfort in a personal look that works for you. Alter this selectively and slightly, with well-chosen accessories and fashions.

You will feel good once you have conquered and resisted the ever-changing style swings.

5. Invest in the best

If you don’t invest in yourself now and are waiting for an opportunity in the distant future, please wake up. An intelligently designed shirt or a fabulously cut suit can set you apart in an instant.

Limited resources do not mean you can’t have great products, though the reality is that you get what you pay for! Ask your stylist to recommend a well thought out wardrobe and accessories that are compatible with your budget.

6. Know it all

Logical and effortless reflection of knowledge is appealing to all segments of culture. Learn to speak when you have something qualitative to offer.

Current affairs, global news and a deeper understanding of the subject that you specialise in will keep you intellectually stimulated.

7. Your tools are your sword

In this age of ‘technoindianisation’, you are as good as the tools you use.

The right products used improperly are a waste of time and money. Even worse, using the wrong tools can actually scratch your disposition.

Invest in good tools and learn to use them correctly.

8. Pamper yourself

If you don’t plan regular appointments with your hairdresser, or the idea of a custom masseuse sounds ridiculous, think again. A little personal attention can work wonders for your self-esteem — an integral part of looking good.

9. Diet and nourishment

It’s true! The food you eat and the liquids you drink influence the look you project. Your general look depends on a nutritious diet, vitamins, good rest, exercise and lots of water.

Supplement your daily food plan with lots of water, healthy herbal teas and sugar-free fruit juices. Avoid extreme diets and radical food plans. If you must diet, supplement your food plan with vitamins that give you a complete balance of nutrients and herbs.

10. Be prepared for the unexpected, always!

Never take anything for granted or expect much from a good friend — if you do, you will be disappointed.

The answer to our personal style quest is simpler than we imagine and lies in a few simple, sensible steps in the right direction. It is through fashion, design, sense and sensibilities, we realise the truth of da Vinci’s words, that ‘simplicity is the ultimate sophistication’.

Hey Guys, here i present one pic which makes clear abt how the alphabets evolved from past centuries.

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Poem by an African !

When I born, I Black,

When I grow up, I Black,

When I go in Sun, I Black,

When I scared, I Black,

When I sick, I Black,

And when I die, I still black…….

And you White fella,

When you born, you Pink,

When you grow up, you White,

When you go in Sun, you Red,

When you cold, you Blue,

When you scared, you Yellow,

When you sick, you Green,

And when you die, you Gray……..

And you calling me Colored ???????????