Ack:- Nikita Shah 

God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates “Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension….

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes….

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests…

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked… “God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?”

God said……. “Ahah…that is the crown piece of all. “INDIA“, my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live. Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold…..

The angel was quite surprised: “But god you said everything should be n balance.” God replied — “Look at the neighbors I gave them.“

Ack:- Saurabh Rawane

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour their secret After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion ather sacrifice .He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

How can I possibly repay you? “My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

Ack:- Parth Barot 

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:

“One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.”
“Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.”
“Three and three… ”

His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.

His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny’s classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny’s mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny’s different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.

The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn’t understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, “Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.”

Machhali Jal ki Rani hai
Jeewan uska paani hai
hath lagao darr jayegi
bahar nikalo mar jayegi… 
 
Posham pa bhai posham pa
sau(100) rupay ki ghadi churayi
ab to jail mein jana padega
jail ki roti khana padega
jail ka pani peena padega
thayi thuiya thush
madari baba fushhhhhh…. 
 
Jhooth bolna paap hai
nadi kinare saanp hai
kali mai aayegi
tumko utha le jayegi…

Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Woh khwaabon ke din woh kitaabon ke din
Sawaalon ki raaten jawaabon ke din
Kayi saal humne guzaare yahaan
Yahin saath khele hue hum jawaan, hue hum jawaan
Tha bachpan bada aashiqaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Na bichhdenge mar ke bhi hum doston
Humein dosti ki qasam doston
Pata koyi poochhe to kehte hain hum
Ke ek duje ke dil me rehte hain hum, rehte hain hum
Nahin aur koyi thikaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara
 
Bane chaahe dushman zamaana humaara
Salaamat rahe dostaana humaara