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Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta
Be Good & Do Good!
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In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the
Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He is at the ‘krishnajanma’
part of it.
Masterji: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s 8th child is
going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki
behind the bars. First son is born, and kansa kills him by
poisoning… Second one is born n kansa throws him off the mountain
peak. Third one is born…”
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand. Masterji, I
have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused) Masterji: “Ramu bete,
whole india does not have doubt in
mahabharata then how come u have one?” Ramu : Masterji, if Kansa knew
that Devaki’s 8th
child was going to Kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT ‘VASUDEV’ AND’ DEVAKI ‘ IN THE SAME JAIL ???
Masterji fainted…………………….
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Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the
right person for the right chair? If yes, try this
simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a
closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3
candidates into the room and close it from outside.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then
analyze the situation:
If they are counting and recounting the number of
bricks – PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks
PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
If they are arranging the bricks in some other order –
PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other –
PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
If they are sleeping –
PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces –
PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
If they are sitting idle –
PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
If they have thrown the bricks out of the window –
PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
If they are clinging onto the bricks –
PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has moved –
PUT THEM IN SALES.
If they have already left for the day –
PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
If they are staring out of the window –
PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.
AND last but not least……….
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has
moved – PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
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- Aap Ki Kashish (Tempo 112 bpm )
4*#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 2#, 38, 28#, (hold 1), 9#, 3, 29#, 4#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 28#, 3, 4#, 38, 2#, 49#, 3, 29#, 2#, 38, 49#, 3, 28#, 7**, 1*#, 7**, 699#, 488#, 4#, 5#, 78, (hold 1), 9*#, 7**, 59#
- Aashiq Banaya Aapne (Tempo 90 bpm )
18*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 28#, 3, 29#, 18#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 48#, 29#, 1#, 78**, 199*#, 788**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 29#, 28#, 29#, 2#, 18#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 2#, 29#, 28#, 4#, 39, 28#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 199*#
- Dillagi Mein Jo Beet (Tempo 140 bpm )
38*, 6, (hold 6), 9, 5, 48#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, 3, 3, 6, (hold 6), 9, 58, 4#, 4#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, (hold 3), 9, 7**, 6, 5, 68, 7, 7, 69, 78, 59, 6, 78, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 1*#, 7**, 6, 59
- Dilnashin Dilnashin (Tempo 125 bpm )
5#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7 (hold 1), *#, (hold 1)#, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2)#, 1#, (hold 1)#, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4)#, (hold 7), 6, 599#, 58#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7, (hold 1), *#, (hold 1), #, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2), #, 1#, (hold 1) #, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4), #, (hold 7), 6, 599#
- Mar Jawan Mit Jawan (Tempo 100 bpm )
788, 7, 79, 7, 78, 7, 79, 18*#, 7**, 69, 7, 78, 3*, (hold 1), 99#, (hold 4), 8#, 3, 18#, 499#, 38, 1#, 18#, 4#, 4, 4#, 39, 1#, 19#, (hold 2)#, (hold 3), 8, 38, 19#, 19#, 18#, 6**, 6, 79, 788, 7, 69, 78, 1*#, 19#, 79**
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chirag is here
chirag is in search of a job
chirag is a currently a third year resident
chirag is the first field to produce crude from a production sharing agreement between azerbaijan and a bp
chirag is expected to increase to 17
chirag is a dynamic internet entrepreneur and a founding director of internet technology provider tradingparts
chirag is caught in a vicious cycle
chirag is still not convinced but shaken by the idea that mandira might be pretending to be pregnant
chirag is devoting its attention to remote rural mountain communities in the kumaun hill region of the lesser himalayas
chirag is focussing its attention on a group of hill villages near almora
chirag is able to catch his victim off guard with the camera
chirag is one of three oilfields being developed by a consortium of western
chirag is a steady bowler concentrating on his length and line and raj really uses his hight to his full ability
chirag is an excellent c++ programmer and is already making valuable contributions to the team
chirag is a son of an oil miller
chirag is currently employed in a managerial position in the mukat group
chirag is the co
chirag is my best friend
chirag is commonly understood throughout the middle east and south asia
chirag is a figurative painter
chirag is one of three fields ‘including azeri and gunashli ‘which together contain some four billion barrels of reserves
chirag is an expert in the area of usmle preparation
chirag is through a 16� gas pipeline to socar’s
chirag is an ms candidate in electrical and computer engineering
chirag is currently under development and is producing on plateau at 125mbopd
chirag is a columnist for est
chirag is a pro at dealing with pressure
chirag is a pussy and hardly drinks
chirag is so frustrated that he wants to fuck just any boy or girl
chirag is suffering
chirag is currently around 100
chirag is subscribed to this mailing list
chirag is a very good counselor who helped me in a number of ways
chirag is at 1200 m as of august 28th
chirag is working
chirag is the ceo of wesra india pvt
chirag is also disputed because of a disagreement between aserbajdsjan and turkmenistan about who has the ownership rights to the oil
chirag is a village based social development project in bihar run by sisters from kerala
chirag is a victim of chronic cerebral palsy from his birth
chirag is really smart and a advance thinker
chirag is shehar mein rosha
chirag is shehar mein roshani laye honge unhone bhi na jane kitne ghar jalaye
chirag is an active member of asian american hotel owners association
chirag is through a 16″ gas pipeline to socar’s
chirag is one of three fields in the caspian sea that the azerbaijan international operating company
chirag is one of three fields it is developing
chirag is a dumbass dont mind him ayo itz priya
chirag is currently producing around 105
chirag is azerbaijan’s largest producing oilfield with estimated reserves of 4
chirag is through a 16″ sub
chirag is 120mbd and is exported via the western route export pipeline
chirag is exceptional
chirag is a handicapped child suffering from mild cerebral palsy and acute vision problems
chirag is a deadly sin
chirag is gay
chirag is in calcutta with his 4 horses to take part in the competition
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Aapko DEEPAVALI ke sbhubh avsar par…..
Chandragupt Ki Shakti
Meerabai Ki Bhakti
Ram Ka Gyan
Karan Ka Daan
Einstein Ki Buddhi
Nobel Prize Ki Siddhi
Gandhi Ki Ahinsa
India Ki Parampara
Vajpayee Ki Maryada
Nizaam Ki Sampada
Michael Jordan Ki Salary
Abdul Kalam Ki Vocabulary
Bhagat Singh Ka Deshprem
Sweetheart Ka Amarprem
Microsoft Ke Share
Rupiyo Ke Dher
Tata Ke Senses
Ambani Ke Licenses
Birla Ka Bangla
Daler Ka Bhangra
Amitabh Ki Style
Madhuri Ki Smile
Shahrukh Ki Personality
Aishwarya Ki Popularity
World tour Ka Ticket
Tendulkar Ka Wicket
Administrator Ke Passwords
Jokes Ke Forwards
Mercedez Ki Car
Diamond Ka Haar
Aur Logon Ka Dher Saraa Pyar Prapt Ho…
Wish you a Happy New Year
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FRIENDSHIP MEANS BEAUTY OF A HUMAN
FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIKE GOLDS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS FRESH FLOWER
FRIENDSHIP MEANS FEELING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS HAPPINESS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS PLEASED
FRIENDSHIP MEANS SHARING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS THINKING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS SUGGESTION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS CONNECTION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS WASTING TIME
FRIENDSHIP MEANS KILLER OF LIFE
FRIENDSHIP MEANS TEASING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS JOKING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD RELATIONSHIP
FRIENDSHIP MEANS GOOD PARTNER
FRIENDSHIP MEANS CALLING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS LEAVING IN A SAVIOR CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS LIVING IN A GOOD CONDITION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS TIME PASS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS INVESTIGATE
FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A PART OF LIFE
FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A NICE THING
FRIENDSHIP MEANSS A RIVER
FRIENDSHIP MEANS WINDS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS VERY SENSITIVE RELATION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS TREES OF FOOD
FRIENDSHIP MEANS TASTE THAN SUGAR
FRIENDSHIP MEANS CONSIDERATION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS INVITATION
FRIENDSHIP MEANS UNDER PAR
FRIENDSHIP MEANS WELLNESS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS UNTRACEABLE THING
FRIENDSHIP MEANS TEAR DROPS
FRIENDSHIP MEANS A HOPEFUL SMILEY
FRIENDSHIP MEANS ChiragMehta & U
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.
– Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.
– Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.
– Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?
– Jean Cocturan
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.
– Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!
So, Keep Smiling!!!
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“Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai
Kuttay !!”
‘Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai’
“Mere paas meri mari maa ka ashirwad hai.”
“Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein
phhek de”
“Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti”
“Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta”
“Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai”
“Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de”
“Nahin … Basanti in Kuttoan ke saamne mat naachna”
“Khabardaar jo Mujhe haath bhee lagaya”
“Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …”
“Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu….”
“Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay bhai ho.”
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