This is the Software life …………….

You cry as much as you can, but nobody to hear you.

There are 2 persons always next to you :

1 – The PM(Project Manager), giving a pleasant smile everytime we see him/HER.

2 – The TL(Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for us ….. and busy in his world

SOURCE : Vishal Jain

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.

– Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

– Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s
there to appreciate it.

– Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?

– Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

– Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is
in trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know
where to shop.

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!

So, Keep Smiling!!!

“Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai
Kuttay !!”

‘Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai’

“Mere paas meri mari maa ka ashirwad hai.”

“Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein

phhek de”

“Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti”

“Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta”

“Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai”

“Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de”

“Nahin … Basanti in Kuttoan ke saamne mat naachna”

“Khabardaar jo Mujhe haath bhee lagaya”

“Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …”

“Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu….”

“Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay bhai ho.”

1) It”s not the
“presence”
of sum1 that brings
“meaning”
to life.
But it’s the way that
“someone”
touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful
“meaning”

2) These r the wonderful pairs in this world…

heart & beats…

night & moon..

birds & songs..

Roses & love..

We and our friendship…

3) If I Could Give U One Thing In Life, I Would Give YouThe Ability To See Yourself.. Through My
Eyes..Only Then You’ll Realise How Special u are……..

4) Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.
For example God created u .so wht, then he created Me.. 🙂

5) Longest is Mother’s Love, Shortest is Others Love…
Sweetest is Lover’s Love but Strongest is Friend’s Love…
Thanks for being my Friend.

6) So
many
of us
eithr
Fear
2mrw or
Regrt
ystrday
bt I
wont
Fear
2mrw
if u wll
stiL
b
thre 4me
n
i dnt
Rgret
ystrday

coz

ONE
ystrday i met U.

7) I ‘m afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.I ‘m afraid to open my eyes coz I might
see you.I ‘m afraid to move my lips coz I may speak of you. I’m
afraid 2 listen coz i may hear my heart fall 4 u

8) Happiness keeps u Sweet,
Trials keep u Strong,
Sorrow keeps u Human,
Failure Keeps u Humble,
Success keeps u Glowing,
But only BELIEF Keeps u
Going…..
Believe in everyone
BUT
Trust in yourself

9) Friendship is a collection of hearts,ready 2 give,share and understand.
It never fades & never ends.It only reminds us that life is not perfect
without a friend

10) Friends r like a page in a book of life, every page with a different subject.. But u r my
index page, covering every subject of my life…

11)”It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..

Sing to the tune of ‘Vo lamhe’

Woh classes
woh objects
koi na jaane
the kaise applets
oh oh oh
interface
woh abstract classes
woh abstract classes……

woh classes……….

na main jaanu
na tu jaane
oh….
kaise the instances
koi na jaane
kahaan se yeh swing aayeee
AWT bhi sang laayi
khaffa ho gaye hum
barbaad ho gaye hum…….

woh classes…..

Data ke abstaraction se ..
server hil gaya,
Multithreading ke application se..
exception aa gaya…..

Kahaan se J2EE aayee
JSP bhi sang laayee
Khaffa ho gaye hum
Barbaad ho gaye hum……..

woh classes…………….

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take
this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, “Order,
order.”
The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank you, your honor, I’ll
have a
scotch and soda.”

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
‘My trouble is,’ he said, ‘that I keep forgetting things.’
‘How long has this been going on?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘How long has what been going on?’ said the man.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can’t you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can’t.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.

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