AA!TERE ASHKON KO APNI AANKHON MAI UTAARDUN,
TERI ZINDAGI KO APNI KHUSHIYON SE SAWAANRDUN,

NA RAHE KOI GILA TUJHE MUJH SE KABHIE,
TERI CHAHAT KA TUJHE AISA UPHAARDUN,

MILE TERE HISSE KI BHI BEQARAARI MUJHE,
KHOKAR MAI APNA SUKOON TUJHKO QARAARDUN,

TERI HAR SOCH KA AGHAAZ-O-ANJAAM RAHUN MAI,
BHULADE TU ZAMAANA,TUJHE MAI ITNA PYAARDUN!!!

આજકાલ પાકિસ્તાન માં સૌથી વધુ ચિંતાતુર કોણ હશે?

મિયાં મુશર્રફ ?

ના…….

ચીફ જસ્ટિસ ચૌધરી ?

જી ના !!!!!!!

તો કોણ?

જનરલ પરવેઝ મુશર્રફ નાં બીબી શેહબા મુશર્રફ ને……

…….કારણ કે

……દુબઇ-લંડન માં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી નેતા બેગમ બેનઝીર ભુટ્ટો જિદ્દે ચઢી છે, એ વારંવાર કહી રહી છે કે મારે તો મુશર્રફ ને જોવા છે લશ્કરી યુનિફોર્મ વગર !!!!!!!!!!

40 over,40 over hai tumhare pass, shayad tumhare zindagi ke khass 40 over, aaj tum aaccha khelo ya bura yeh 40 over tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge, toh aaj kaise khelna hai yeh mai tumhe nahi bataunga, buss itna kahunga ki jao aur yeh 40 over jee bhar ke khelo, kyunki iske baad aane wale zindagi mai chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe,tum haro ya jeeto, lekin yeh 40 over tumse koi nahi chinn sakta, koi nahi!! Toh maine socha ki iss match mai kaise khelna hai yeh aaj main tumhe nahi bataunga balki tum mujhe batoge, khelkar, kyunki mai janta hu ki yeh 40 over iss team ka harr player apne zindagi ki sabse badiya cricket khel gaya, toh yeh 40 over khuda bhi tumse vapas mang nahi sakta. Toh jao, jao aur apne aap se, iss jindagi se, apne khuda se aur harr uss insaan se jisne tumpe bharosa kia hai, apne 40 over chinno………………………..

CHAK DE INDIA….

ALL THE BEST!!!!!

* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant
turnaround kick.
* When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
* Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
* If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest sitting next to her, “Father, may I ask you for a favour?” “Of course. What can I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs’ limit.And I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Could you carry it through the Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, my dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.” “With your honest face, Father, no one will ever question you.” When they got to the Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The Customs officer asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The officer thought this answer rather strange, so he continued to ask, “And what do you have to declare from your waist down to the floor?”

“I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father – “Next!”

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun Mhatre an Indian (Mumbai) guy.

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA program to leave.2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Arun says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ‘I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’ So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Arun says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but
what do I have to lose?’ So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Arun turns to the other candidate and says ‘Kaisa hai re tu’
The other candidate answers ‘Accha hai re’

After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an “A” for the exam. ”

Professor: “Okay, it’s a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an “A”, as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an “A”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.