Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: “I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth…………….. Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner
should be light”

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Sardar told his servant: Go and water th e plants. Servant: It’s already
raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever – What will
come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO
MATCH!”

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked:
How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he was driving..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends
last words. It is ‘U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!”

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what…—To avoid side effect!!!

Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab”.

IN COURT du r! ing a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
….. Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho…..

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how
she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please
recharge your card”

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found Mrs Sardar
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing
them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions
on the tin, “For best results put on two coats”

Q:) ! How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???

A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases
the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale? A:) Because he wanted to
measure how much he has slept……..

Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his
own practice. He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and
finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!