Ack:~ Jothi

HUSBAND – HAI DEAR, I AM LOGGED IN.

WIFE – HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
HUSBAND – BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME

WIFE – BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
HUSBAND – ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL.

WIFE – HAE BHAGWAN! FORGET IT WHERE’S YOUR SALARY.
HUSBAND – FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME

WIFE – AT LEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD, I CAN DO SOME SHOPPING.
HUSBAND – SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED

WIFE – I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
HUSBAND – DATA TYPE MISMATCH

WIFE – YOU ARE USELESS.
HUSBAND – BY DEFAULT

WIFE – WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS MORNING
HUSBAND – SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS WHEN U R ANGRY FOR 1 MINUTE U LOSE 60 SECONDS OF HAPPINESS!