Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman? – Because his name was ‘Ben’ Kingsley.

Why does the Gujju go to London? – To see his Big Ben.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea? – Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.(snacks)

What is a Gujju picnic called? – A snake in the grass

Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju? – Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten? – The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.

What will a Gujju tell a tomato who is trailing in a vegetable race? – Come on, Tomato, Ketch up

What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon? – His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo? – My son drowned.

Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams? – He wanted to get cent-par-cent.

Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
He wanted to listen to POPE music.

What did the Gujju have in the morning?
LIGHT SNAKES for breakfast.

What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
You are going from BED To VERSE.

Why won’t the gujju jeweler sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya?
The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the gujju asked for KESH.