Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering –
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says – What a
shit? “I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all” ?
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone

2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected
was Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters…..

Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks
the other to check whether it is working. He puts his head out and
says – YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

Sardarji, tell me …., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know – it means….
S – Sardaron ke
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service

Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?
Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas

Sardar goes to a shop to buy underwear –
After selecting one, the shopkeeper tells it costs Rs 150.
Sardar – Arre bhai, Daily wear dikhao, Party wear nahi