Ack:- Sridhar Dontha

[1] CEO: Chief Embezzlement Officer.

[2] CFO: Corporate Fraud Officer.

[3] BULL MARKET: A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

[4] BEAR MARKET: A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

[5] VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

[6] P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

[7] BROKER — What my broker has made me.

[8] STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

[9] STOCK ANALYST! — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

[10] STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

[11] MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.

[12] CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

[13] INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

[14] MOMENTUM INVESTING – The fine art of buying high and selling low.

[15] INVESTOR – Sucker