While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

“Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny.
“Nope.” replied Jimmy.
“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.
Again Jimmy says “Nope.”
“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny.
“No,” said Jimmy.
“I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’.

Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch.
He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents’ bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.

His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily.
“What do you want now?”
“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.”

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji.

Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together One fine day — the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box.He says ” I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die”. Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says ” If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die “Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says ” Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor”

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch.
Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies.The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies.Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu’s widow says ” I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch “The Bengali’s widow says ” I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch” The sardarji’s widow says ” I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch….!!!

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass.

They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product…

How many of you would do that????