Socialism:
You have two cows.
You keep one, but must give the other to your neighbor.
Communism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and provides you with milk.
Fascism:
You have two cows.
The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Bureaucracy:
You have two cows.
The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk,and then pours it down the drain.
Dictatorship:
You have two cows, The government takes both, then shoots you.
Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Democracy:
You have two cows.
The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your own government.
Corporate:
You have two cows.
You lay one off, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead.