1. On being Late

“Kab chalu hua?”

“Attendance ho gaya kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Kal proxy mara tha kya”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”