Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

Be Good & Do Good!

Month: March 2007 (page 6 of 6)

Me and my Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets

Http File Server (HFS)

Ack:-  Techdudes Blog 

Http File Server (HFS) is an easy to use drag and drop file server for personal file sharing. It runs as a standalone executable and does not require any installation. The program is very easy to use, just drag a file into it to share it with the world. You can customize the port it is running on, specify the IP address and monitor connections from the tray icon.

HFS presents the shared files on a simple HTML page, that includes the file name and size. With some HTML knowledge, you can completely customize the HTML template to meet your preference. HFS can also integrate into Windows Explorer, allowing you to easily share files from the right-click menu.

Read More @  HFS Site

Ad Buzz Quiz1

Ack:- Nirav Parekh 

1) After the first ad showing Mom and Dad talking about earning honestly, this one is another beautiful ad. This ad shows a boss and two office colleagues desparately checking all accounts late in the day at office. They are trying to trace some funds that have gone missing. Our hero gets a call from home, and answers it. The other colleague and boss take one look at the phone and stop their investigations. Which brand is advertised this way? (Name the model please, not just the brand).
A: I was looking for MOTO FLIP here, not Motorola.

2) This campaign takes the brand and the idea of beauty to new heights. One ad shows a lady talking about her recent re-union where she played ‘Who-blinks-first’ with a guy friend and lost for the first time in years. the second ad shows a wife talking about how her husband takes her to her favourite restaurant instead of a sports-bar. Both these ladies thank this “miraculous” cosmetic product that reduces wrinkles and fine lines on the face. Name this brand.
A: Pond’s Age Miracle

3) This guy steals somebody else’s jeans and what follows reminds you of the Hindi film “Judwaa” or the original Jackie Chan flick “Twin Brothers”. The jeans does whatever its original owner does, indicating that this pair is his and not anybody else’s. Name this brand of jeans, urging you to “make them yours”. Levi’s Red
A: Levi’s Red Tab Jeans

This one is a great long question, and my tribute to endorsements by two most saleable filmstars today – Amitabh Bachchan and Shah Rukh Khan. Below are some product categories. Please mention what brand of this category is endorsed / has been endorsed by AB and SRK.
For example:
– Bank
AB: ICICI Bank
SRK: ICICI Bank

4) Television or appliances in general
A: AB: BPL
SRK: Videocon

5) Car
A: AB: Maruti Suzuki Versa
SRK: Hyundai Santro

6) Suitings
A: AB: Reid and Taylor
SRK: Mayur Suitings

An update on this: SRK now endorses S Kumar’s brand ‘Belmonte’, and Mayur Suitings, which after SRK had shifted to Virender Sehwag, is now endorsed by Salman Khan (Points given to ‘Belmonte’ for SRK)

7) Soft Drinks
A: AB: Pepsi, Mirinda Lemon Flavour
SRK: Pepsi

8) Chyawanprash
A: AB: Dabur
SRK: Himani Sona Chandi Amritprash

9) Perfume / fragrance
A: AB: ‘AB’
SRK: ‘SRK’

Sports Quiz1

Ack:-  Ravi Khusalani

Q.1 In, which sport, are the Oscar Awards given.

Q.2 In Tour De France who is awarded the Polka Dot Jersey.

Q.3 Roland Rhodes designed which famous tennis trophy.

Q.4 The world’s biggest sporting trophy is the Kolanka Cup. In which sport is it awarded.

Q.5 Who won the Norman Brookes Challenge cup this year.

Q.6.Samaresh Jung is the only Indian to have won this sporting honor. Which one.

Q.7. The silver salver presented to the winner of the Ladies Singles title at Wimbledon is known as _______

Q.8 Henri Delanuey trophy is the symbol of supremacy in which sport.

Q.9 Who compete for the Calcutta Cup.

Q.10. In cricket who compete for the following trophies:
1. Wisden Trophy.
2. Gavaskar Border Trophy.
3. Trans Tasman Trophy
4. M.J.Gopalan Cup.

Woh College ki yaadein!

1. On being Late

“Kab chalu hua?”

“Attendance ho gaya kya??”

“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”

“Mein kya karu, Kumar bathroom mein ghusa hua tha”

“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya padaya tha sir ne”

“Kal se pakka class karunga”

“Ek page de na………. abe pen bhi to de…….”

“Kal proxy mara tha kya”

“Yaar iss class ke liye koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”

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