A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd STD class, ‘If there are 3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them, how many birds would remain??’ Johnny, the naughtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
Teacher: ‘ O.K. Johnny, what’s the answer?’
Johnny: ‘NONE, maa’m.
Teacher: ‘How?’ Johnny: ‘After hearing the shot, all the other birds will also fly away.’ Teacher: ‘No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way u r thinking.

Now Johnny has a doubt. Johnny: ‘Teacher can i ask u a question?’
Teacher: ‘Sure’.
Johnny: ‘There are three ladies having ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eating it, The second is licking it while the third one is sucking on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??’
Teacher is terribly embarrassed, but she puts on a brave face and answers:’I….I…… I guess the one which is sucking on the ice cream is married.’
Johnny: ‘NO maa’m, the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married, BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKING’!!!!!