Read From Bottom to top, its the order in which the advertisements got added one above the other.

An Indian is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

American: “You Indians eat the whole bread?”
Indian (coolly): “Of course.”
American: (after blowing a huge bubble)”We don’t. In America, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,transform them into croissants and sell them to India.” The American has a smirk
on his face.

The Indian munches on… gives a cold look but did not reply.

The American refuses to take the cue and persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??”
Indian: “Of Course.”
American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We don’t. In America we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them into
jam and sell the jam to India.”

The Indian puts his coffee mug down…looks straight in the American’s eye and then asks: “Do you have sex in America?”
American: “Why of course we do”, the American says with a big smirk.
Indian: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
American: “We throw them away, of course.”
Indian: “We don’t. In India, we put them in a container, recycle them,melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America.

Jai Hind…………………..

રજની વીના ની સવાર ક્યાય નહી મળે,
સુરજ વીના ના કીરણો કયાય નહી મળે.
થભી જશે આ કાફલો મજીલ થી કયાય દુર,
તારી કસમ જો તારો એક ઇશારો નહી મળે.

નજરો જુકવી એ શરમાતા હતા,
મને શી ખબર એ મુસકુરાતા હતા.
જીવુ છુ હવે એના વગર,
બધાય જાણે છે કે એ બીજા માટે હરખાતા હતા.

why did ramu throw butter from the window???
simple….
he wanted to see the butter-fly!! !!!!

Can u guess name of LISA RAY’s dad???
guess???
BAAP RAY!!!!
AND HER GRAND PA Name??????
BAAP RAY BAAP!!!!!

Once the parrot stepped on the elephant n the elephant died…
how come…
guess…coz…
the elephant’s name was parrot n the parrot’s name waz elephant…

Rohit wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him, all clean and pressed. Rohit looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. “Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!” So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rohit asks, “Son, what happened last night?”

His son says, “Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door”. Confused, Rohit asks, “So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!”

His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, “Lady leave me alone! I’m married!”

Moral
Self-induced hangover — Rs. 2000.00
Broken furniture — Rs. 20,000.00
Breakfast — Rs. 100.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk – PRICELESS

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: “Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!”

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too.” The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: “After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions… and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: “Dear Lord, bless this dinner… thank you for all you give us…!” A minute later the boy is still praying: “Thank you Lord for your kindness…” Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: “I didn’t know you were so religious!!!”

The boy replies: “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!”