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Archive for July, 2007

Meaning of Breaking news

( Forwards and Fun )

Ack :- Abhirup Ghosh
The news editor looks worried.
The owner sits nearby with his face buried.
The rating is dipping,
The barometer is tripping.
The channel is going down,
With competition all around.
Frustration keeps mounting,
People are sweating.
“What to do? Where to go?”
“We’ve tried all tricks; what more is there to show?”
Breaking news and sensations do not count any more.
Even the [...]

Shayari .. Humorous ones

( Forwards and Fun )

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usay I Love U kahna,
agar woh gussay main aajay to darna mat,
sar jhukana aur kahna,
pyari behna milti rahna
Aur bhi kitni cheezein lut chuki hai dil k saath
ye farmaya doston ne ishq farmane k baad
isliye room ki har cheez kar leta hoon check
Ek tere aane se pehle [...]

Facts about Alphabets A B C D

Do You Know that
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)
Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)
Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ [...]

Optical vs. Digital Zoom

More and more camera manufacturers are choosing to label their digital cameras with the total (optical x digital) zoom. This is an unfortunate development and only serves to confuse consumers.
Most people who have used a 35mm camera or an APS camera are aware of only optical zoom. Optical zoom uses the optics (lens) of the [...]

Taking a woman to bed

( Forwards and Fun )

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At [...]

My First Time - Humor

( Forwards and Fun )

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried [...]