Ye Meri Life Hai - Chirag Mehta

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Month: July 2007 (page 2 of 2)

Meaning of Breaking news

Ack :- Abhirup Ghosh

The news editor looks worried.
The owner sits nearby with his face buried.
The rating is dipping,
The barometer is tripping.

The channel is going down,
With competition all around.
Frustration keeps mounting,
People are sweating.

“What to do? Where to go?”
“We’ve tried all tricks; what more is there to show?”
Breaking news and sensations do not count any more.
Even the fabulous anchors have become an eyesore.

Crime investigations have become clichéd.
News is not shown. It is created.
Sting operations are becoming a big risk,
Big Brother is watching with an invisible fist.

They need an idea.
The nine o’clock news is their only hope.
But that looks worse
Than a run-of-the-mill soap.

Suddenly an idea clicks in their mind.
It may be a flop or a great find.
People want instant news.
What if they get it a minute early?

Let others show advertisements,
They will show headlines.
They start off at eight fifty nine,
With hopes of an ominous sign.

Will it work?
Will it sell?
This is something perhaps,
I can’t tell.

Shayari .. Humorous ones

Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,
jo pasand ho usay I Love U kahna,
agar woh gussay main aajay to darna mat,
sar jhukana aur kahna,
pyari behna milti rahna

Aur bhi kitni cheezein lut chuki hai dil k saath
ye farmaya doston ne ishq farmane k baad
isliye room ki har cheez kar leta hoon check
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane k baad.

Aaina dekh kar begana hogaya,
woh apne he husn ka dewana hogaya,
Muqabla husn main hisa liya aap ne bhi,
Auron ko to cup mila magar..
aap ko jurmana hogaya

Jis tarhan suraj nikalta hai har raat k baad,
Chand alwida kehta hai mulaqaat k baad,
Tum ghar se mat nikalna warna log kahenge,
Dekho mandak nikal aya barsaat k baad.

Us ne hathon pe mehndi lagai hui hai
hum ne us ki doli uthai hui hai
Humain pata tha woh bewafa niklegi isiliye
Hum ne us ki choti behan bhi phansai hui hai

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaatte kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…

Sea view ka fawara na hota.
Girls college k gate ka nazara na hota,
ager fashion ney larkiyon ko bigarah na hota
To ahmedabad ka koi larka awara na hota.

har karz dosti ka ada koun karega?
hum na rahe to dosti koun karega?
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
warna meri shadi mein dance koun karega?

bull bull ka bacha,
khata tha khichri, pita tha pani,
gata tha gane, mere sarhane,
ek din uraya, wapis na aaya,
kuttay ka bacha.

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna adaat ki baat hai
aap se dur rahna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

Facts about Alphabets A B C D

Do You Know that

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter ‘b’ comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

Optical vs. Digital Zoom

More and more camera manufacturers are choosing to label their digital cameras with the total (optical x digital) zoom. This is an unfortunate development and only serves to confuse consumers.

Most people who have used a 35mm camera or an APS camera are aware of only optical zoom. Optical zoom uses the optics (lens) of the camera to bring the subject closer. Digital zoom is an invention of digital video cameras. It is not uncommon to see digital videocams with 300x digital zoom.

For our purpose, digital zoom is not really zoom, in the strictest definition of the term. What digital zoom does is enlarge a portion of the image, thus ‘simulating’ optical zoom. In other words, the camera crops a portion of the image and then enlarges it back to size. In so doing, you lose image quality. If you’ve been regularly using digital zoom and wondered why your pictures did not look that great, now you know.

Is digital zoom therefore all bad? No, not at all. It’s a feature that you might want in your digital camera (in fact, all digital cameras include some digital zoom, so you can’t really avoid it), especially if you don’t care about using (or don’t know how to use) an image editing software. So, as far as digital zoom is concerned, you can do it in camera or you can do it afterwards in an image editing software. Any cropping and enlarging can be done in an image editing software, such as Photoshop.

So, when a digital camera is advertised with 3x digital zoom, no big deal. You can achieve the same 3x (and in fact as much as you want) digital zoom effect in an image editing software. The advantage of doing it later is that you can then decide exactly which portion to crop and how much to enlarge (3x, 4x, …). If you do it in camera, image quality is irreversibly lost.

Read More @ Photoxels.com

Taking a woman to bed

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

At 78 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

My First Time – Humor

It was my first time ever
And I’ll never forget
I’d do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do.
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came.
At last it’s finished
It’s all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow…

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