Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend’s and none of them confirm that.
Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So [...]
John received a free ticket to the international match, happening in his town. Unfortunately. John’s seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium.
He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to [...]
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder.
She offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of almonds.
She [...]
Chor 1 ghar me chori karne gaya,
tijori par likha tha “TIJORI KO TODNE KI JARURAT NAHI,
452 No. LAGAO AUR SAMNE WALA LAAL BUTTON DABAO,
TIJORI KHUL JAYEGI”
Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi.
Jate waqt chor seth se bola
“AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA “! . . . . .
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. [...]
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped [...]
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until [...]
Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde [...]