एक लडके को देखा तो ऐसा लगा..
जैसे भंवरे का रूप, जैसे सर्दीमें धूप
जैसे रेशमी चट्टान, जैसे प्यारकी उडान
जैसे बांहोमें बाग, जैसे पहेलूमें राग
जैसे सहरा में बरखा का मौसम आ गया

एक…

एक लडके को देखा तो ऐसा लगा..
जैसे महेफिलकी जान, जैसे शायरकी शान
जैसे जंगका एलान, जैसे गुंजती अझान
जैसे मीठा झहर, जैसे सुबहकी लहर
जैसे गोरे बदन पे बरसती काली घटा…
दो लफ्झोकी है दिलकी कहानी,
या है मुहोब्बत, या है जवानी !
एक लडके को देखा तो ऐसा लगा..
जैसे प्यारा सा गांव, जैसे झुल्फोंकी छांव
जैसे सपनों का रंग, जैसे वादियोंका संग
जैसे रातमेँ चिराग, जैसे जंगलमें बाग
जैसे धीरे धीरे फैलता हो ख्वाबका धुंवा…
एक लडके को देखा तो ऐसा लगा..

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him and asks, “Sardarji how did it
happen?”

Sardar: “Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri
par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.”

Aaj tak: “Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.”

Sardar: “oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.”

HIMESH BHAI KE FANS AUR NON FANS SAB KE LIYE .DIL SE
HIMESH BHAI KE EK KHOOBSURAT GANE SE NIKALA HUA YE SHAYRI
TAREEF CHAHOONGA..JAROOR

Arz hai……….Zara Gaur Farmaiye

Tera Pyar Paana hain

Wah Wah

Gaur farmaiyega..

Tera Pyar Paana hain

Wah Wah ..kya baat hain

Aur Mera Pyar Nut-Bolt hain.. !!

Subhan allah..
Subhan allah!!

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

How wud sum common English sayings direct translate in Hindi ??? Just for fun
Have a nice day! —- Achcha din lo!

What’s up? —– Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding! —– Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me! —– Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up? —– Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! —– Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! —- Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude. —– Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine! —– Who itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!? —– Suno dost, who chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking? —- Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? —– Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun. —– Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. —- Party mein patthar feko.

And the best ones are…..

How do you do? —– Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch! —– Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out! —– Chalo bahar latakte hain

Ack:- Kavita Ajmera

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you…

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And….
I got a heart attack straight away…

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU