1. Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world’s largest zipper manufacturer.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of freshchampagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.
4. 40 percent of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
5. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
6. On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
7. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
8. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
9. Ketchup was sold in the 1830’s as a medicine.
10. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

Ack :- Meghna Patel

ખુદા, તારી કસોટીની પ્રથા સારી નથી હોતી;
કે સારા હોય છે એની દશા સારી નથી હોતી.

ખૂબી તો એ કે ડૂબી જાય તો લઇ જાય છે કાંઠે,
તરો ત્યારે જ સાગરની હવા સારી નથી હોતી.

સિતારા શું કે આવે છે દિવસ રાતોય ગણવાના,
હંમેશાંની જુદાઇની દશા સારી નથી હોતી.

જગતમાં સર્વને કહેતા ફરો નહિ કે દુઆ કરજો,
ઘણાંય એવાંય છે જેની દુઆ સારી નથી હોતી.

નથી અંધકારમય રસ્તો છતાં ખોવાઇ જાયે છે,
સૂરજને પણ સફર માટે દિશા સારી નથી હોતી.

બધાં સુખનો સમય મળતાં ભરે છે દમ ગરૂરીના,
વસંત આવ્યા પછી અહીંયા હવા સારી નથી હોતી.

કબરમાં જઇને રહેશો તો ફરિશ્તાઓ ઊભા કરશે,
અહીં ‘બેફામ’ કોઇ પણ જગા સારી નથી હોતી.

Jiski stupid bate bhi lagti ho cute ,
sachha lagta ho jiska har jhooth ,
jiske saath ladte hue bhi aa jae smile ,
copy karte hai usaki har style ,
har baat par usako hazaar nakhre dikhate hai aur
problem me ja kar uska hi sar khate hai ,

Wo aur koi nahi ,Sachhe DOST kehlate hai…!!!

This is Sreesanth, of India, responding to Andre (the Giant) Nel of South Africa by scoring a six and….. (more)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3454538612898135067&q=sreesanth

1. You can stare at any Girl…….

2. You don’t have to spend money on her.

3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less.

15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be “urself”

21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills……

Sooooo Be aware of Girl Friend….

Ack : – Divya Bajpai

Har khushi hai logo ke Daman me,
Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi.
Din raat daudti duniya mein,
Jindagi ke liye hi waqt nahi. !1!

Maa ki lori ka ehsaas to hai,
par maa ko maa kehne ka waqt nahi.
Saare rishton ko to hum maar chuke,
ab unhe dafnane ka bhi waqt nahi. !2!

Sare naam mobile me hain,
par dosti ke liye waqt nahi.
Gairon ki kya baat kahein,
jab apno ke liye hi waqt nahi. !3!

Aankhon me hai neend badi,
par sone ko waqt nahi.
Dil hai gamo se bhara hua,
par rone ko bhi waqt nahi. !4!

Paison ki daud me aise daude,
ki thakne ko bhi waqt nahi.
Paraye ehsason ki kya kadr karein,
jab apne sapno ke liye hi waqt nahi. !5!

Tu hi bata E zindagi,
is zindagi ka kya hoga,
Ki har pal marane walon ko,
jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi…….!6!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree

If u treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If u dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If u dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chata hai”
If u dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If u argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If u sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If u act smarter “she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her”
If she acts smarter “she think its her right”
If u dont love her she says “iska to pehle say hi 2-3 ladkiyon k
saath chakar hai”
If u love her she says “peeche hi par gayaa hai”
If u dont tell her ur prob she says “u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If u scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds u she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If u break a promise she says “he does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan, main majbour thi”….!!!!!!

1.LAXMAN:
available@home-only.com

2.GANGULY:
nowdays@no_use.com

3.KUMBLE:
only@test_match.com

4.SACHIN:
admitted@hospital.com

5.KAIF:
good@for_nothing.com

6.SEHWAG:
consistently@out_of_form.com

7.DRAVID:
stick@crease_like_fevicol.com

8.PATHAN:
takewickets@only_with_keyna.com

9. GREG CHAPPELL
only_experiment@noresult.com

10. Munaf Patel
only_line&length@nospeed.com

11.Harbhajan Singh
no_spinpitch@nowicket.com

12. Suresh Raina
why_i_am_there@god_knows.com